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Schle

Hebrew Slang:

Pronounced S'-ch-le.

'Ch' as a spanish Xavier, 'Le' as the french prefix.

1. When lotsa people drink from the same bottle, may it be a plastic Coke bottle or a glass Beer bottle, the bottom 2 inches of drink left in said bottle, containing only 2% of the original drink, the rest reserved for mostly oral bodily fluids coming from more than one mouth, is commonly referred to as Schle.
Usually with an eerie taste to it.

2. Also a reference to people from the contaminated, crummy shallow waters of the Gene Pool.
1.

A: You want the last sip?
B: The Schle? no fucking way, i had my herpes last tuesday.

2.

A: Check out that lovely creature!
B: Man, she's so Schle. Your taste suck0rz.
by Yoshi2501 November 29, 2005
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Rock Schlappy

"Come on, bro! Two more bench presses and you're done. Rock that shit Schlappy, mother fucker!!"

"Don't you dare come yet! Rock Schlappy or get off me and mow the fucking lawn!!"

"Ondine nearly beat me at Scrabble but I Rocked it Schlappy with 'indigent' on a triple word score."

"How was my presentation at work? I'll tell you how it went: I Rocked it so Schlappy that I actually made the sexy with my boss right there on the conference table."
by Robot Loves Zombie October 17, 2009
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schleprock

n. Total loser who will never amount to anything. See also "schlep"
1. Whassup schleprocks?
2. Yo! Schleprock! Fetch me some fresh coffee, and if its spit in, i'm gonna nut in your ear after assbangin' your momma.
by prodiGyBNTY March 27, 2003
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schlap schlop

the noise your balls make when banging off your partners arse. Note: faggots do not make this noise.
Excuse me madam, but can you hear the schlap-schlopping of my scrotum?

Sorry no, my hearing aid is switched off.
by Anonymous March 3, 2003
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schleprock sperm

Orgasms that only lead to trouble and misery. Based on the cartoon character "Schleprock" from The Flintstones. Schleprock was always under a thundercloud and bad things always happened to him.
My friend Ward got some chick pregnant 19 years ago and married her. They soon divorced and he had to support their kid for 18 years. He counted down the days until the kid turned 18 and he wouldn't have to pay child support anymore. The kid turned 18. Ward then went out, screwed some fat chick, and got HER pregnant. Now he has to pay child support for another 18 years. He has SCHLEPROCK SPERM.
by Greyborzoi April 3, 2008
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Schleep

Commonly use with the prefix "Big Ol'", it is a necessary state of unconsciousness after a long night of heavy drinking.
That party was wild, I really got some big ol' schleep afterwards.
by Mike Midgley July 2, 2006
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Schleptitude

similar to ineptitude, only not a quality, but rather a temporary state brought on by an influx of schleps in a confined space, thereby bringing a state of schlepness to all non-schleps in said area. Will gradually decrease once removed from the schlepified area, provided no schleps choose to follow.
Man, if I don't get away from these schleps soon, I'm going to come down with some serious Schleptitude.
by JoshT83 June 16, 2010
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