red rooster wifi

The best thing at red roosters, which doesn’t say much considering it is shit

worst wifi imaginable

1: “holdup im lagging so much right now”
2: “it’s cuz of your fucking shitty ass red rooster wifi you dumb cunt”

by rhyder_scoot March 11, 2023

Putting on the Rooster Suit

The act of throwing out your chest; False bravado; Someone acting like a bad-ass when everyone knows they are not. A meek or cowardly person trying to act tough.

"Mother f***** tried putting on the rooster suit with me! So I bitch slapped that punk."

by romanjonesz October 10, 2015

Scooted the rooster

Paying the bill before the cock, who is doing it for self gratification, can.

Before Richard could gloat over paying the bill, Bryton scooted the rooster.

by Tcop October 14, 2020

Shoot the rooster

During a mfm threeway with the girl on top of one guy she tilts her back shouting out in delight (crowing like a rooster), the other guy shoots his load into her mouth causing her to cough and choke.

Dude, the other night Steve and I were with Mandy and she was cumming so loud I had to shoot the rooster to get her to quiet down

by Lahist March 7, 2023

roosterhead

a man who gives blowjobs.
a homosexual man who likes to gives felatio

gay jim sucked off the whole damn team! what a roosterhead!

by orion666 April 25, 2008

rooster

a ladsy lad, whose only goal is to become the ultimate lad, uni, authority and unladsy chooks will not get in his way. A rooster is contempt with his sexuality and is willing to do anything of the sexual or ladsy nature to become a roosteroo, and will avoid anything unladsy in nature which may dampen his chances of success

Person 1: that is one good lookin' rooster, i bet he gets a few birds back to the coop

Person 2: yes that is correct

by hannoboss January 17, 2011

royster

to engage in noisy revelry without restraint; to carouse.

Pete: "Hey what you doing this weekend?"
Cook: "Man are you a fool? I am going to royster with the oyster dude, it is the biggest party of the year!"
Pete: "Damn, I gotta stop living in a hole, I can't believe I forgot again..."

by Pete Dick January 16, 2008