Roberto

A Roberto is simply an awesome person who everyone can not help but like. It is only a pleasure to meet a Roberto once in you're life so consider yourself lucky if you do. Robertos are well know for their sensibility and most of all, their exponentially increasing swagger. Enjoy every second you have with this BAMF

Person 1: So yeah, I was walking by and i met a guy named Roberto, he was--

Person 2: WHOA! you met a Roberto! So swag!

by rad23 November 15, 2009

pat robertson

Complete retard.

There's Pat spouting off about how great Christianity is, and how other religions are just garbage.

by Troy January 6, 2004

Robert Frost-ing

Taking the road less traveled in the bedroom, in other words: butt-sex.

I had no idea that chick was into Robert Frost-ing.

by THE Sam April 10, 2013

Roberts Grundmanis

The most hot guy ever on this planet, he has a big dick and loves girls. He is hella sexy and every girl has a crush on him

Oh look there is Roberts Grundmanis, the one with a big dick

by the best person ever aka god April 29, 2019

robert chapman

a french teacher from cameroon who does not know how to teach french.
he has a bird clock and likes to ask students to help fix his technology
he speaks very little English and only speaks to Hispanic people in Spanish

robert chapman is a french teacher from Cameroon
yeah he is I forgot

by scott travis November 5, 2020

mr roberts neighborhood

The area in which Mr. Gary Roberts, an NHL hockey player for the Pittsburgh Penguins, will be found for the majority of the hockey game.

In Mr. Roberts neighboorhood, scoring and asskickings are common.

Person 1: Hey, did you see Chris Neil skate into mr roberts neighborhood?
Person 2: Yeah, he got his head cut off with a skate.

by Gary Roberts April 16, 2008

Jon Roberts

A smart,ruthless,successful and ballsy Cocaine Importer based in Miami Florida during the late nineteen seventies and ninety eighties. He used many people to help his operation and didn't take shit from anyone except his girlfriend Toni Moon. He was busted only because another cocaine importer he teamed up with got busted (Max Mermelstein.)

Jon Roberts:The government hired me to bring guns into Nicuragua to help the freedom fighters. Idecided that it would be risky to bring cocaine on their air-crafts.
Everyone he tells this to: Nuh-uh you're full of shit.
Jon Roberts: *pulls up old news paper article and baffles person/people*

by Fascinated Spirit March 20, 2013