Romney

A unit for measuring time: defined as the 3 1/2 hour window in which a grown man, running for president, can change his deeply held conviction to its opposite.

Oh my God, we've been in this car for two and a half Romneys now!

by SavagePetunia May 31, 2012

Wayne Rooney

A little brat who got owned in the world cup by his own teammate for beeing such a fucking asshole.

Wayne rooney: Holly shit mother fucker son of a bitch you fucking stupid bastard.
Cristiano Ronaldo: Hey ref!
Ref: Red card, get the fuck out of here
Wayne rooney: (crying) cristiano we are over no more free sex in manchester united showers

by George Bush's Pretzle August 13, 2006

Romney

a measure of time, the Romney, is defined as the 3 1/2 hour window in which a grown man running for president can change his deeply held conviction to its opposite.

the Romney was first proposed by John Stuart on the Daily Show, 2012/03/01

oh my god, I've been in this f'ing car for 2 and a half Romney now, I need to pee... no i don't

by stevehhh June 2, 2012

Romney

To bend someone over and take them from behind without using lube.

I was laying in bed and he "Romneyed my ass

by rogman August 11, 2012

Romney

(adj) romney- a lying douchenozzle that doesn't know anything, and is also mormon, and the Antichrist.

(adj) romney- to have binders full of women.

"Did you see chad?"
"Yeah, he's such a romney!"

by indigo montoya October 24, 2012

Rodney King

This be the brother who called for peace when he said the immortal words:
"C-CAN'T WE ALL J-JUST G-G-GET ALONG?" to the whole world on TV when we was riotin', lootin' and lettin' the roof burn in South Central LA.
We all seen that video of a LAPD whitey squad beatin' down the li'l dude like 15-to-one just cuz he be high on crack and fendin' off their taser shots.
(Rev. Al Sharpton set him up for the media event because he always be crafty thataway.)

Besides numerous other subsequent arrests, RODNEY KING was MAD HORNY one night later on when he got busted with a shemale ho and tried to run the cop over with his Ford Escort.
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EXAMPLES:

"Yo, RODNEY KING, how long you been out (on discreets), dawg?"

"RODNEY KING Boulevard? Don't you mean ML King Boulevard?"

GEORGE: "He's a bad mutha-..."
WEEZIE: "Shut yo mouth!"
GEORGE: "I'm just talkin' 'bout RODNEY KING."

by Cholo Hellamongo October 15, 2006

romney

vomit

I was so nauseated by the list of candidates that I wanted to romney all over my ballot.

by Bob Rush October 15, 2008