Roffle McWaffle

The verbal equivalent of the well-known, but rarely spoken 'ROFL' (meaning 'rolling on the floor lauhing).

You just peed your pants?
ROFFLE McWAFFLE!!!

by Julian Meteor January 11, 2009

ROFLAABT

roll on floor laughing at a bad time

guy 1: i am at a funeral.

guy 2: ROFLAABT!!! ohhh yeah... crap!

by patrick-jon doolan January 20, 2009

roffle

A rare but fun sexual favor in which one person sits on a waffle iron (on or off depending on preference) long enough to get waffle marks on their ass cheeks. After this anywhere from one to five guys beat off on the person's "waffle ass", making what looks like an ass waffle with jizz syrup. Hence, the roffle.

Matt is happy because his girlfriend's flabby ass is perfect for the roffle.

by Helman May 3, 2005

Roffis

An ancient word of Slavic/Russian derivation for a tribe of nomads/gypsies in Eastern Europe. "Roff" means to come before and is" means covering or skin. The come before skin is the foreskin. Roffi (plural) is the group or clansmen who traded in foreskin's in what is modern day Ukraine. They also were notorious for the famous "smegama ball". An ancient munition loaded onto catapults and hurled at lemmings trying to rush and drown themselves in the Baltic Sea. They also used the smegma balls as an aphrodesiac and firestarter.

"Roffis, load the traps"

"Look at the Roffi streaming towards the sea"

"Roffis come get the sack from last years Bris!"

by Art Wall April 9, 2008

Roflaasm

Roflaasm,
The act of rolling on the floor laughing and accidently shitting myself.

Tony: Have you ever seen the video of the cat talking, then falling in a toilet?

Alex: No

Tony: *shows video*

Alex:haahahhahahhahha *Rolls on floor, erupting with laughter and then soils self*

Tony:....

Alex:gosh, that was so funny I just had a Roflaasm!

by Splendifiadanticle May 9, 2011

roffelmayoh

The pronunciation of the phrase ROFLMAO. Roffelmayoh is generally used to parody those who do use ROFLMAO. It can be followed by a lot of exclamation marks, with the occasional '1' thrown in, and even better, the word 'one'. See roffel, see roffle

That was a PHUNNEY site! Roffelmayoh!!!!111oneone11one1one11!!!

by Kevin August 5, 2003

roffag

Acronym: Rolling On Floor Felching A Gerbil-
Term used to express amusment.

I am the bartender!

roffag!

by Jerry July 14, 2003