Roflaasm

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Roflaasm,
The act of rolling on the floor laughing and accidently shitting myself.

Tony: Have you ever seen the video of the cat talking, then falling in a toilet?

Alex: No

Tony: *shows video*

Alex:haahahhahahhahha *Rolls on floor, erupting with laughter and then soils self*

Tony:....

Alex:gosh, that was so funny I just had a Roflaasm!

Roflaasm by Splendifiadanticle May 9, 2011

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Roflgasm

A 'Roflgasm' is when you continue rofling so hard that you reach a very high point of tension in the rofl. Also known as the Rofl climax.

Peter: "<Insert funny sentence>"

*Joan has a roflgasm*

Joan:"ROFLGASM that was so funny"

Roflgasm by Nuroic April 8, 2009

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Roflaasm • roflgasm • roflagasm • roflasm

ROFLgasm

When you roll on the floor laughing so hard that you orgasm.

Genkai Passes on Robes of Arugal.
Blazie Rolls a 98 on Robes of Arugal.
Strength Passes on Robes of Arugal.
Fujiko Rolls a 100 on Robes of Arugal.
Party<Blazie>: WTF YOU FUCKIN NINJA ROLLIN BITCH ASS SKANK
Party<Fujiko>: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Party<Genkai>: ROFLgasm!

ROFLgasm by JJL(Jemini) August 15, 2005

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roflasm

Related to ROFL, a ROFLASM means both to laugh so hard it comes close to orgasmic in its quality, and also literally abbreviates the phrase 'Roll on the floor laughing and shat myself'.

"That was so fucking funny, I just had a ROFLASM."

"I just ROFLASMed all over myself."

roflasm by Rogaru March 8, 2014

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roflgasm

1. An orgasm brought on by an extremely funny experience.

2. A term used excessively by idiots to express laughter when no humor is present.

Related Terms: rofl, orgasm, lol, roflcopter, lollerskates, omg, omfg, wtf, omgwtf, omfgwtf, roffle

1. When the old man fell down the stairs I laughed so hard I had a roflgasm!

2. Guy 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! Guy 2: OMFG!!!!! LOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!11 ROFLGASM!!!!!!!!11

roflgasm by PENIX July 18, 2008

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roflagasm

noun
an uncontrollable laughing fit. often causing tears of laughter, rolling on the floor and generally arousing attention.
the ultimate extreme of laughing!

'oh my god that was so funny, i nearly had a roflagasm!'

'oh god look at him having a roflagasm'

roflagasm by holly roberts July 21, 2007

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Roflgasm

You Rofl so hard that you have an orgasm,
alot like Lolgasm

Alex had a Roflgasm after hearing ben was gay, what a mess.

Roflgasm by Tomathyness January 17, 2009

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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