Smiling Robert

The look your friend gives you when he realizes he has been "caught" being gay

1) When I saw Keith at the gay pride parade, he gave me a Smiling Robert.

2) When Ellison turned the car on and Cher was in the CD player he gave me a Smiling Robert

by Eric Skidmore August 10, 2006

Robert

Robert is a guy that is very sweet and understanding. If you are in a relationship with him you will find out that he cares so much about you. Sometimes he doesn't get some stuff like what you are feeling but when he does know he will instantly be there by your side comforting you. He is weird but in an awesome way. He is a great best friend and will always cheer you on. He is one of the best people in the world.

*friend- Who is that
*me- Oh that's my bf Robert he is super sweet
*friend- aw lucky

by Jailbreak2000 July 15, 2019

Robert Frost Piss

Urine that comes out in two separate streams, causing you to try to balance the two streams and usually ends up spraying all over the place. This urine is an allusion to the oft-quoted line from the famous Robert Frost poem-"The Road Not Taken": "Two roads diverged in a wood..."

Dang, my bathroom floor is a mess-I had that Robert Frost Piss!

by John Gottim May 18, 2011

Robert Palmer

The smooth operator of rock'n'roll. The man had a distinct smooth voice who was well known for his songs Addicted to Love, Doctor Doctor and Simply Irresistible, but was much more than that, lesser known songs like She Makes My Day, Housework and more recently TV Dinners (his live version on YouTube is awesome and addictive to watch). Robert unfortunately died of a heart attack in 2003.

Robert Palmer: I didn't mean to turn you on.
Lady watching: He does turn me on, he's so handsome.

by FlossmanJr April 5, 2017

Roberta

A super hot girl in her group of friends. She has many friends, jokes around, loves to play, and she is quiet so you know she can keep secrets. She is smart and if you have her as a friend, she will always have fun with you even when you are sad. She can make anyone laugh in a matter of seconds. She loves to fool around with mostly girls so she is a limited edition and will always be until you get to know her better!

Roberta is a girl who likes boys name Ryan

by THISISREALINFORMATION March 5, 2019

Roberta Vasquez

Former California State Police Officer who became Playboy magazine's "Miss November 1984" Playmate whose centerfold/pictorial is most remembered among Playboy subscribers for her big boobs and exotic good looks. She later starred in late-80s/early-90s sexploitation B-movies directed by Andy Sidaris and in the 1990 major motion picture THE ROOKIE alongside Clint Eastwood and Charlie Sheen.

I used to sneak peeks at my Uncle's Playboy collection whenever I visited his place back in the 80s and the one Playmate I'll never forget is Roberta Vasquez!

by KnightWrite July 1, 2011

Robert Downey Juniored

When someone is wasted to the point that they are indiscriminately unloading their weapon on a busy street, they are Robert Downy Juniored

"The fuck's that noise?"

"It's this guy outside, he's Robert Downey Juniored!"

"It's Robert Downey Jr?" Ted asked, having misheard over the drunken gunfire. "I gotta go get his autograph!"

"No!" Billy screamed over the hail of gunfire that met his friend. "No!"

by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011