Mini-roast

A spontaneous insult session directed at one person or group, usually lasting less than 2 minutes.

(Bob runs upstairs to grab a soda)
Person A-"Dude, Bob is such a douche!"
Person B-"oh dude I know! He is like a walking advertisement for Abercrombie and Fitch"
Person C-"He's such a baby too!"
(Bob starts to come down the stairs with soda)
Person A-"Ahhh that was a good MINI-ROAST"

by Mini-Roaster October 12, 2009

Dick Roast

When a group of guys gets together and barbecue. No girls allowed obviously.

Hey Chad, want come to a dick roast later at Ryan's?

by sasquatchcoc March 15, 2012

blonde roast

A combination of cannabis and yarrow flower, the latter of which is commonly used as a diaretic, anti inflammatory, and for smoking cessation.

Person 1: I didn't cough as much smoking this time.

Person 2: It's probably because of the blonde roast.

by blondroast March 26, 2017

Roast the Dewy

De-humectant; a term commonly used in good company despite the fact that it is the mutual drying out during sexual congress and describes the roasted (and chapped) state the penis is left in.

About halfway through it got so dry I roasted the dewy. I don't think I'll be good for another for a week.

by Log Jam Jim January 28, 2005

French Roast

The passing of gas whilst staving off an impending crap, thereby imparting it with the bold flavor and full-bodied aroma of a fresh-brewed crap. A 'near-shart' experience.

Cheeks clenched, he French Roasted and left my cubicle. It smelled as though he'd just shat in the wastebasket.

by Guano Valdez September 30, 2007

lamb roast

Sexual position involving 3 people. A person (usu. a girl) on all fours sucks a dick and takes a dick from behind doggy-style. Also known as the "spit roast"and the "Devil's 3-way"

Nick, Steve and Andrea fired up a lamb roast last night.

by Bluesbunny July 6, 2009

roast beast

what i write down in my book when people order roast beef at work.

that dude at table 313 wants the fancy fixins roast beast dinner.

by CommanderCutie May 4, 2009