richard

a mentally retarded person with a bald spot and that has smelly fingies and also says didnt ask as his every move

Mom:go help your brother
Richard:didnt ask

by ruegbfjk February 20, 2020

richard

a fat nigga bitch so stupid he will his penis for a dollar a dumb bitch
his big ass forehead ugly hair and personality

what a dumb ass

richards a retard

by sweapon342 November 27, 2018

richard!!

shockingly comical undersized phallus well below the lower bound of average

to otherwise LIE in the extreme

"richard!! is that all you got? I'm gonna use the vibrator instead, good night"
"richard!!" is a common expression of loathing and mockery pre-coitus aborting coitus

"richard!! stop fucking spamming UD with your BULLSHIT DICK claims"

by ZT 0599 June 15, 2013

richard

crazy bald guy we can call megamind that can't even get a girl to say " i love you" besides his mother-arent moms great

OMG - EW ITS A RICHARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

by mylinhstriebal April 10, 2017

Richarding

The act of doing work when not on the clock; the act of working to cover up the failings of other team members; the act of working when supposed to be doing the exact opposite.

Dude, what are you still doing here? Are you Richarding!?

by tsukisan October 12, 2015

Richard Hammond

A small cute hamster, which weirdly has 9 more lives than cat and can drive really fast cars.

Me: Hey, did you crash your car yesterday?
My Friend: Yes, I went full Richard Hammond yesterday.

by Drunk Stig May 20, 2018

Liquid Richard

Liquid Richard describes a man who begs for money on the internet while maintaining a healthy appetite for banquet meals, ice cold pepsi and brandy.

Hey big up's Liquid Richard, shout out Seen Ranklin.

by ChickenWingsofPepsi January 9, 2020