The antithesis of a genuine muscle car:
A ricer:
- Has a tiny-ass four banger engine. 2.4 liters already qualify as TEH HUEG.
- Has an exhaust that makes the engine sound like it runs on farts instead of gasoline.
- Needs incredible amounts of superfluous bullshit to look remotely cool, which includes poorly manufactured body kits, rear wings that don't provide any actual downforce (or are incorrectly tuned), shit paintjob, and brand decals where only 50% of the brands displayed are actually installed.
- Usually has pretentious clear taillights.
- Has inner workings so delicate they cost a fortune to mantain.
- Has sissy, curvy looks that in the best cases look like a lame rip-off of an European supercar. Emphasis on "best cases".
- Is driven by a person who thinks his shit car is on par with real Detroit muscle.
A muscle car:
- Has a humongous V8 engine. Even 5 liters qualify as small.
- Has an exhaust that makes the engine growl like an angry dragon.
- Only needs a rear wing, a slotted hood, and maybe a little paint job to look cool.
- Does fine with stock taillights.
- Can be fixed by your mom.
- Has manly, angular looks that are actually authentic.
- Is driven by a person who knows he's driving the real shit.
A ricer:
- Has a tiny-ass four banger engine. 2.4 liters already qualify as TEH HUEG.
- Has an exhaust that makes the engine sound like it runs on farts instead of gasoline.
- Needs incredible amounts of superfluous bullshit to look remotely cool, which includes poorly manufactured body kits, rear wings that don't provide any actual downforce (or are incorrectly tuned), shit paintjob, and brand decals where only 50% of the brands displayed are actually installed.
- Usually has pretentious clear taillights.
- Has inner workings so delicate they cost a fortune to mantain.
- Has sissy, curvy looks that in the best cases look like a lame rip-off of an European supercar. Emphasis on "best cases".
- Is driven by a person who thinks his shit car is on par with real Detroit muscle.
A muscle car:
- Has a humongous V8 engine. Even 5 liters qualify as small.
- Has an exhaust that makes the engine growl like an angry dragon.
- Only needs a rear wing, a slotted hood, and maybe a little paint job to look cool.
- Does fine with stock taillights.
- Can be fixed by your mom.
- Has manly, angular looks that are actually authentic.
- Is driven by a person who knows he's driving the real shit.
A ricer? You mean, the Corolla from that boy who ended up giving me his college loan? Here, let me show you. See all these tally marks? I have one for each ricer kid my Dodge Challenger has beaten.
by Da_Nuke January 08, 2009
by Drakor October 10, 2004
A honda civic, or small displacement 4 banger who is all show and no go. can be either import or domestic
My cousin is such a ricer, after he watched The Fast and The Furious, he went out and bought a honda civic, added a wing and 5 inch exhaust and got pwned by a mustang
by Johhny3tears August 01, 2009
An individual who is convinced that adding a bodykit and custom paint job to a car will make more horsepower than a well tuned engine.
by Mad_Matt July 09, 2013
A variety of younger males that tend to dress up their 4 cylinder Japanese car or Korean car in aftermarket stickers, add a fartpipe, and an oversize spoiler.
The ones who do add actual engine modifications are only wasting their money because it would be cheaper and logical to buy a sports car that's fast to begin with.
The ones who do add actual engine modifications are only wasting their money because it would be cheaper and logical to buy a sports car that's fast to begin with.
Normal person: Why did you even bother with adding mods to a 4 cylinder economy car, that's gay dude.
Ricer: nah man what are you talking about this shits cool, I could beat a Corvette now.
Normal person: You could have bought a Corvette for what you wasted on that Piece.
Ricer: nah man what are you talking about this shits cool, I could beat a Corvette now.
Normal person: You could have bought a Corvette for what you wasted on that Piece.
by BobtheInterrogater34 February 09, 2011
A driver usually teenagers or young adult who spends NOT under the hood, but spend it on some stupid visuals to ruin the natural nature of cars. They are mostly seen riding in Imports, but sometimes you might see a riced Lamborghini or similar on the road. They also act like their civic are faster than a LaFerrari
For opposites of ricer, see tuner
For opposites of ricer, see tuner
I gave my brother money to buy a car. When he came back, it was a Honda Civic that looks like it was made by a child. He now says that his Civic is better than my Ferrari Geez... what a ricer.
by Lumanator November 14, 2014
anooying moron with loud muffler body kit or other useless aesthetic object for a car inspired by racing.Possilbly addhered by duct tape or gigantin wood screw in a fragile fiberglass "Aero" Kit.
See: Fast & Furious, 2fast 2furious APC
See: Fast & Furious, 2fast 2furious APC
by Bob February 27, 2004