retard

Disclaimer: Mental retardation is a MEDICAL term. The term "retard" DOES NOT refer to those people who've actually been diagnosed by a medical professional (according to the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders or DSM IV) as being "mentally retarded."

(n.) 1. One who isn't diagnosed with mental retardation, but regardless, he/she WILLFULLY REFUSES 1) to act with basic common sense, 2) to display even the most basic form of intelligence, 3) to use logic and reason, 4) to read (quite useful for learning), 5) to speak in coherent sentences.

2. Synonym for Palin and/or maverick.
Anyone who thinks Africa is a country is a retard.

Anyone who believes they can see any part of Russia from Juneau or Wasilla, Alaska is a retard.

Anyone who says the US Vice-President is "in charge of the US Senate" is a retard.

Anyone who would vote for such a person who does the above is a fucking retard.
by GuidorffTheBiscuitKing February 4, 2010
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Retard

1) Someone who lacks any shred of common sense.

2) Someone who has no verifiable medical reason for acting in an idiotic manner.

3) Someone of normal IQ who just can’t seem to grasp the blatantly obvious.

4) Someone who ignores all scientific data in favor of their own idiotic ideology.

5) Someone who makes the EXACT SAME MISTAKE repeatedly, but just can’t figure out why they keep getting the same results
Sarah Palin is a retard, who’s youngest child is developmentally disabled, because he has Downs Syndrome.
by Highland Piper February 25, 2010
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Retard

Someone who believes the word Retard (and all variations) is a slur.
You - "That's retarded"
Retard - "YoU cAn'T sAy ThAt, It'S a SlUr!
by *RacialSlurs* April 9, 2022
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retard

a name to call your friends insted of stupid or idiot. it sounds better to say.
friend: "that girl/boy looks so ugly." Me: "Oi dont say it infront of her you retard."
by EVRYOPPSHOT May 24, 2023
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Retard

An individual who, in the 21st Century, fails to double-check or quickly research ("Google") the results of rather basic-instantly obtainable-common knowledge-type situations, events, or subject matter.
The anti-maskers are a bunch of fucking retards.
The answer to that question was a simple Google search away, retard.
Don't be retarded, cover your mouth when you cough or sneeze.
by iWikky April 2, 2021
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Retard

Gabe is a retard homo
by JayPimPn June 23, 2019
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