redeye

The burning, yet satisfying, sensation you sometimes feel after taking a steaming dump

My god... my ass damn near exploded. I know I sure as hell blew up that toilet down there. I got a serious redeye at the moment. My ass keeps clenching too, like I'm still trying to pinch one out.

by Creamy Beaver July 6, 2004

boston flight on the redeye

Receiving boss head during late night hours

She gave me a boston flight on the redeye

by bdollas March 30, 2008

redonks

Short for redonkulus.

I got a ticket for jay-walkin'. It was totally redonks!

by Skek August 30, 2005

Redonkulous

adj; an expression of the word "ridiculous" but to a much larger degree; often used whilst under the influence of intoxicating agents such as alcohol; used to express a range of emotions included but not limited to: being impressed, fright, awe, amusement, disgust, surprise, appreciation, basic interest in, depression, frustration and negativity

"He did a back flip with one leg?! That is redonkulous!"
"Are you really that shocked that Angela is a redonkulous crack-whore?"

by Andrew John September 21, 2005

Redonkulous

When something is so ridiculous that it is borderline retarded.

Jane told her friend Mary that it was redonkulous that her boss made her phone back 3 times to make sure that the lunch order was indeed correct.

by JG2008 August 11, 2008

redonkulous

Scholars maintain that this word was first coined somwhere in the deep south in early 1997.

Person A: "Man you won't believe this shit. So I get some from work today and my sister's watching the OC, and some fucker on there's using the word redonkulous"

Person B: "That's fucking redonkulous. They can't say that word. That's our word! That's our word."

by Walmart Fried Chicken September 16, 2006

Redondo Beach

A place filled with overpriced reality, watered down drinks and asshole cops. The only good part is the soft mattresses at the local jail.

Dude, you got arrested in Redondo Beach last night? Thank god for those comfy mattresses.

It could have been better, I could have been arrested in Palos Verdes.

by Parole Violator. June 17, 2011