The Redneck Jesus

The man known here on earth as Dale Earnhardt. Dale Earnhardt is the Light and the Way. He died so that your drinking of imported beer would be forgiven. He suffered, died, and most of the pieces they found were buried. He has risen again, as Danica Patrick, and will come again from Formula One to judge NASCAR and its fans.

He is seated at the right hand of the Father (Elvis), and his Kingdom will have no end. Amen, y'all.

"The Redneck Jesus, Dale Earnhardt, died for your sins."

"Thou shalt not turn right."

by Anferny Tyrone Jackson August 28, 2006

Jersey Redneck

A male from Southern New Jersey who somehow picked up a Deep Southern Accent and has a strange love for farm animals, Hunting, and Copenhagen. He also gets excited over Big Trucks and Big Woman.

We all know one of these!

by D November 4, 2004

redneck credit card

A peice of hose, typically of the garden variety, that is usually kept in the bed of the truck, or the trunk of the car, that is used to syphon fuel from a vehicle. Credit is a bit misleading, as most fuel ascertained in this manner, is never compensated for.

"Hey Leroy, did you see that ford 4x4 back thar at the truck stop, I bet we could use the redneck credit card and get some gas for the skeeter."

by Franklin Lee June 19, 2006

redneckish

Having to do with the country or hillbilly type people.

person 1: I caught me a gigantic fish today while i was at the creek drinking beer and listening to 99.5 on my portabhull radeeo'
person 2: Wow how redneckish of you!

by Christian W. April 27, 2006

redante

1. To get super fucked up
2. To describe something as badass

bro one: yo i got that zone and that white bitch nigga
bro two: smoke a blunt, blow some lines, time to get redante

bro one: yo did you go to that party last night?
bro two: hell yeah it was redante

by dannydanko1420 December 1, 2009

redneck cologne

bug spray

1. Get me the redneck cologne, these damn mosquitoes are eating me alive!

2. Let's pick up some redneck cologne and go camping.

by antibiotek June 6, 2010

Redneckinize

A term phrased by Honey Boo Boo (Alana), comprising the word “recognize” (to respect; give honor by public acknowledgement) and the word “redneck” (hardworking man or woman, who has made a living either farming, doing landscape work, or other jobs that require the person to be outside throughout the extremes in weather. This is the normal cause for the tell tale "red neck".)

“This is Honey Boo Boo child and you better redneckinize!”

by tlv August 23, 2012