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retard

Disclaimer: Mental retardation is a MEDICAL term. The term "retard" DOES NOT refer to those people who've actually been diagnosed by a medical professional (according to the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders or DSM IV) as being "mentally retarded."

(n.) 1. One who isn't diagnosed with mental retardation, but regardless, he/she WILLFULLY REFUSES 1) to act with basic common sense, 2) to display even the most basic form of intelligence, 3) to use logic and reason, 4) to read (quite useful for learning), 5) to speak in coherent sentences.

2. Synonym for Palin and/or maverick.
Anyone who thinks Africa is a country is a retard.

Anyone who believes they can see any part of Russia from Juneau or Wasilla, Alaska is a retard.

Anyone who says the US Vice-President is "in charge of the US Senate" is a retard.

Anyone who would vote for such a person who does the above is a fucking retard.
by GuidorffTheBiscuitKing February 4, 2010
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Retard

1) Someone who lacks any shred of common sense.

2) Someone who has no verifiable medical reason for acting in an idiotic manner.

3) Someone of normal IQ who just can’t seem to grasp the blatantly obvious.

4) Someone who ignores all scientific data in favor of their own idiotic ideology.

5) Someone who makes the EXACT SAME MISTAKE repeatedly, but just can’t figure out why they keep getting the same results
Sarah Palin is a retard, who’s youngest child is developmentally disabled, because he has Downs Syndrome.
by Highland Piper February 25, 2010
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Retard

A person, usually serving in congress. More specifically the house of representatives, which bans the use of "gendered" words but then continues to use them. Retards usually consist of members of the species Nancyeous Pelocius.
Oy bruv! that Retard over there just did something Retarded!
by The Right Gang January 21, 2021
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Retard

A person who was dropped a a kid of just straight up stupid or retarded.
by ObamaGaming69SussyAmogus February 14, 2022
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Retard

Aedan is a Retard
by Lolool Meister January 28, 2019
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Retard

Slang for a regular person that is so stupid that they resemble a person with an actual mental handicap.
Mitchell Hewlett is a prime example of a retard.
by Dumpy Diaper Doodoo November 30, 2021
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Retard

Person 1:Fuck that kid is a retard.
Person 2:Well his name is Dillion
by luke_luke May 5, 2020
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