Crotch Quarter

A quarter that you put between your crotch before you give it to someone.

Joe: Hey Mike! Can I borrow a quarter?

Mike: Sure, just give me a moment... (pretends to get quarter out of his pocket) Here you go!

Joe: Thanks! (walks away)

(You vaguely hear Joe say the quarter smells funny)

You: Do you think he'll find out that he got a Crotch Quarter?

Mike: Hell no! (laughs)

by Ninja Chinchilla January 26, 2011

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What modern mumble rappers say when they can't think of words that rhyme for their song. Also what 5 year old kids say randomly when they get mad.

takashi 6ix9ine: "Diddly dacky, smacky whacky"

Lil pump: "frack in a mack back whack slack sniddly tack"

Mother: "Sorry johnny, no minecraft for today"

Johnny: "What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit"

by VYDEOS September 26, 2021

case quarter

A 25-cent piece. NOT a combination of coins equaling 25 cents.

An in-law family member asked if anyone had any 'case quarters,' as he wanted to go to a do-it yourself car wash where the machine would accept only 25-cent pieces. That family has been in the Alexandria, Virginia area since 1763.

by Jim Slora July 6, 2007

quarter life crisis

The psychological strain that is encountered on one's 25th birthday. Subject often realizes that he/she has lived a quarter century and still hasn't done anything consequential.

I think Roger is going through a quarter life crisis. He's been talking about going back to college so he can actually get a real job someday.

by pythonspam May 13, 2004

quarterhorse

a female with "thick" attributes, like a rotund booty and thick thighs.

That girl is built like a quarterhorse.

by Kentucky Windage November 14, 2009

Quarter Bi

An insult making someone "gay as in lame" that doesn't offend homosexual men and/or women. It can also be used as a come back that is way more insulting than being called "gay".

Jake: "Sam you are so gay you totally suck at everything."
Sam: "I'd rather be gay than Quarter Bi you asshole."
Jake : "Wow you would go there."

by Way T. Go February 10, 2010

Quarter Pump Chump

a male who suffers from such severe premature ejactulation, he cannot contain his man juice even for a full pelvic thrust.

Man Kevin is such a quarter pump chump, he can't even survive 5 seconds.

by White Boy Swag September 6, 2010