Quarantine

a side effect of pain caused by the novel coronavirus . Alternate side effects: cabin fever, minor offences, mass murders upon housemates, missing your significant other, crying, excessive eating, show binging, unreasonable sadness, anger, extreme fatigue. In extreme cases, usually seen in idiots and Karens, harmful effects are: being on r/prorevenge, r/malicouscompliance, hoarding, panic buying, and calling COVID-19 a hoax. If you see these effects, please: a) get a therapist b) stop being stupid, or c) cease to exist.

man, I miss (s/0). quarantine hurts :(

by insta: fluffy_raccoon_cub <3 April 7, 2020

Quarantine

unexpected vacation

Teacher:you will all go to quarantine

by this is a human boy April 9, 2020

Quarantine

This word is used when a pandemic or something dangerous is around. This word also means STAY THE FUCK AT HOME OR YO ASS GON GET THE RONA.

Bae: Come over I'm bored
You: HELL NAW BITCH WE ON QUARANTINE YOU PROLLY GOT THE RONA

by Tyris Truitt April 20, 2020

QuaranTinder

Using the online dating app while in quarantine.

I tried to quaranTinder , but I swiped left every time.

by MarjorieEarlDean March 31, 2020

Quarantini

quar·an·tini
/ˈkwôrənˌtēnē

Noun
Wine + Cannabis

Verb
A luxury wine consumed over vapourized cannabis.

Spouse: "Quarantini after the kids go to bed?"
Spouse 2: "I'll charge the vape"

by Burlington Fresh Prince May 17, 2020

Quarantine

Hell.

Abby: We are going into quarantine.
Natalie: You mean hell?

by Rapidash192 October 20, 2020

quarantine

the worst thing that has happened in 40 years, and probably gonna be taught in future history lessons. a global depression of boredom, sickness and overall twatness. covid-19, you suck.

teacher: today we're gonna be talking about covid-19 and the quarantine!
student: isnt it where everyone was bored and weren't allowed out for 6 months?
teacher: yes, jimmy. it was fucking horrid.

by plankt0n April 1, 2020