quaker

Someone who is born from an older couple. Typically with siblings much older, or no siblings at all. Usually stubborn and has little to none of their own ideas, due to their parents supposed wisdom.

-Hey, how old was that chicks mom?
.Like 60 something
-Oh, so she is a quaker.
.What the hell is a quaker, are you talking about the christian thing?
-No... never mind, forget it I made it up.

by Brad Ruckson September 16, 2010

quaker

A dumbass. Quite possibly has red hair, light skin, tall, skinny.

Shut up, you quaker.

by davey April 14, 2006

Cat Quaker

A slang term for a bruised vagina a.k.a. Blue waffle or bruised pussy

Savannah is a cat Quaker

by Turtleboi07 May 10, 2014

Quaker's delight

Really runny snot mixed with chunky throw up giving the appearance of Quaker oatmeal

don't let that oatmeal fool you, Quaker's delight is some nasty sheeeit.

by da word bank June 24, 2008

Quaker oat

What you are eating a girls ass and she sharts in your mouth

I was eating Stephanie's ass last night after taco bell and she quaker oated my mouth

by Big Dick Binkley January 2, 2023

fetus quaker

what you are called when you accidentally microwave your fetus instead of your oatmeal

"MOM I JUST PULLED A FETUS QUAKER ON PIPPY" (pippy is the baby)

by elhuevoderoblox May 18, 2019

Quaker

A collosal and difficult to shift turd.

"Hi Harry, is your wife in?"
"Sorry Jean, she's just gone upstairs to bury a quaker."

by Donkey Kong September 14, 2004