punkin patch

a person who has alotta hair on thier body

Dang that chick is a straight up punkin patch

by Shaia T January 6, 2008

Puking Mushroom

The Puking Mushroom is when you are having sex with your girlfriend doggy style without a condom and you don't want to cum inside her, so you take out your dick and pop the head in her ass and cum.

I was having sex with my girlfriend last night doggy style without a condom and I didn't want to blow my load, so I gave her the Puking Mushroom and she loved it!

by The_DSR_King October 23, 2011

punkin chunkin

When Ashton Kutcher sneaks up behind you and rapes you until you puke.

I was on the set of "That 70's Show" and I totally got punkin chunkin.

by ISCI dicks June 23, 2016

Puking Dragon

Quite similar to an angry dragon. The puking drangon is when you contract gonorrhea causing you to ejaculate a green discharge.

Brian: O dude last night I banged this chick and I got gonorrhea.
Steve: It's ok bro just give that bitch a puking dragon!

by Mystro M July 13, 2009

punkin

annoyin

man dis girl was punkin so i had 2 raise my pimp hand

by P.I.M.P September 26, 2003

punkingese

American cousin to the ancient breed of toy dog originating from China. As opposed to the pekingese, which have a loving docile nature towards its owner, the American punkingese is a loud, obnoxious beast.

My punkingese was removed from his play group for being too aggressive towards the other dogs.

by @ITSmaddnNG January 7, 2010

Punkington

An unexpected twist or glitch in a perfectly planned event that somehow makes everything way more interesting.

My birthday party had a balloon punkington.

by Mr. Noxious July 9, 2025