Bible Puncher

somebody who pretends to have admirable principles, beliefs, or feelings but behaves otherwise.

He is a typical Bible Puncher , in church on every Sunday yet he beats his wife every other day of the week!

by Double the Trouble September 23, 2016

Throat puncher

When you go balls deep into her mouth and punch the back of her throat with your dick.

Damn man I got a story for you, Last night my girl and I did that new move call the throat puncher it was so amazing. But my girl can't talk right now, her throat hurts.

by Big John Boat 420 December 19, 2016

apple puncher

ap·ple punch·er
/ˈapəl-pən(t)SH-er/
noun
1.
The act of forcefully inserting an apple (by punching it) deep into someones anal cavity.

"Bro, I was watching porn last night and this girl got served by the most hardcore apple puncher I've ever seen"

by worlds best apple puncher December 9, 2015

Salad Puncher

Some creep who walks into your table at a restaurant and punches your salad if you have some. He tends to ask you for a lot of money for doing it but if you dont give him the money he calls the cops on you.

Person 1: What is your job?

Person 2: I'm a salad puncher.

Person 1: Oh.

by Aweirdcreep March 26, 2019

Throat Puncher

A picture, video, or gif which brings enough humor to an individual leaving him/her choked up.

Jameus thought he won until he saw the throat puncher everyone in the parlor was reading just now.

by Mr.Bankserson June 20, 2017

tongue puncher

One who kisses ass for their own gain

( for example lower management)

Littoral example : To punch the asshole with the tongue in a persuasive yet aggressive manner.

"Has anyone seen the boss he is off tongue punching the CEO?"

He is such a tongue puncher.

by Maine roots March 16, 2017

fucker puncher

hitting someone with your penis

I'm gonna use my fucker puncher on you

by Ahslover May 15, 2016