pufferfish

Whoever ate the first pufferfish must have been adventurous. (And most likely died shortly thereafter.) Almost all pufferfish contain tetrodotoxin, a deadly toxin that is up to 1,200 times more poisonous than cyanide. The poison in one pufferfish is enough to wipe out 30 humans, and there’s no known antidote.

P1: what you eating?

P2: pufferfish

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd March 15, 2019

Pufferfish

When you're eating somebody's ass and they fart in your mouth, causing your cheeks to puff out like a pufferfish.

Carla gave me the pufferfish last night when I was tongue puching her fart box.

by PookumsDot December 3, 2019

Pufferfish

A pufferfish is a person that is considereable larger than the pics that they showed you made them appear. Unlike a catfish it's them in the pictures.

The chick I met on tinder was a pufferfish. She said she had curves but she was 400lbs.

by Dr Buds June 23, 2018

Peter puffer

A person who gives blow Jobs, often used to call a friend's sexual orientation into question.

"Remember jim from Economics? that guy was such a peter puffer!"

by Melgordapwnsaur August 17, 2009

puffer

on a pornset, responsibile for keeping the male erect.

that puffer was so hott

by ekmont December 25, 2006

pussy puffer

some one who eats, licks, or puffs pussy.

hes such a pussy puffer

by Trey W August 18, 2004

puffet

a low seat or foot stool for a retard

"that's clearly not a tuffet...that, my friend, is a PUFFET"

by raegal October 4, 2011