profolactic

A large word for condom. It is used to prevent pregnancy and it also makes rookies last longer. Also called Jimmy hat, rubber, rain coat.

This bitch is wilin, she tried to get me to fuck her without a profolactic.

by Asmith32 January 22, 2007

Probo

A Portmanteau of the word professional and the term Hobo. It implies someone who is so effective as an unemployed bum that they appear to be an engaged middle to upper class citizen.

Anna is such a probo. She is always begging her dad for money, bumming drinks from her friends, and selling clothes. She never works but at least she bought me some groceries with her food stamps and gave me a ride to work in her 2003 Mercedes.

by Probo33 May 12, 2010

social provocateur

One who promote social events and fundraisers while also attending and donating their time to facilitate and raise community awareness.

Usually promotes free events that provide food and alcohol, what more do you want?

Strat sure is a social provocateur, he wont shut up about these free wine parties, what a douche.

by Strat Parrott February 13, 2009

proboscis

Nose. A common term often mistaken as "penis" because of the sound of the word and the context people use it in. It is similar in use to the weenus.

The proboscis belongs on the face
Your proboscis bothers you in the restroom (because it smells bad)

by 10248948142947392835y923840234 February 14, 2012

Agent Provocateur

A London company selling sexy and sophisticated lingerie and accessories, owned by Joseph Corre, (a son of famous fashion designer Vivienne Westwood and Malcolm McLaren, who was very sucessful being Sex Pistol's manager) who is also its chief designer. AP promotes sexual explicity, presented by Kylie Minogue in the famous AP commercial where she had been riding an electric bull.

She looked tempting as hell dressed up in Agent Provocateur's lingerie.

by necrotism May 26, 2006

profo

Condensed form of "pro-fucker". A pro-fucker can be anyone from a prostitute who gets paid to perform sexual acts to an amateur high school slut. A "profo" typically sleeps around and is almost always considered "easy".

"Profo" can be used when talking about a whorish girl or it can even be used to describe a guy who gets around as well.

Female Use-
Becca: "Hey Taylor, did you hear that Sue hooked up with 4 boys last night at that frat party?"
Taylor: "Four?! Damn, what a profo."

Male Use-
Becca: "I heard back in high school Eric had a new girl friend every other week."
Jeff: "Yeah, Eric used to be a huge profo."

by Aiden Thomas May 13, 2007

profound

A derogatory term used to describe people who consider themselves as being part of an intellectual or cultural elite. This phenomenon tends to manifest itself in the narcissistic manner such people dress and speak; as well as in their affectedly highbrow artistic and associational preferences.

guy 1) 'what's with all these anorexic, pseudo-post modern , painfully image-obsessed artistic cunts in this dingy alley? guy 2) 'it's just st jeromes dude. they're profound'.

by makebelieve February 27, 2008