Turkish Prison Riot

The subsequent chaos that ensues when an individual turns the lights on and off repeatedly in a mens locker room. Especially chaotic after a gym class or hot day.

I leaned up against the light switch and accidentally started a turkish prison riot again.

by Hardun tucker February 18, 2018

go-to-prison drunk

adjective

1. So drunk, one gets thrown in jail
2.pertaining to or caused by extreme intoxication or intoxicated persons.
3. outrageous inebriattion

-"Did you see Will and Zach at the fair?"
-"Who didn't? They were go-to-prison drunk."

or..

They were throwing children through walls aka go-to-prison drunk.

by OhGeeP April 17, 2011

pooson

when you make a little model person out of your poop

you can't make a pooson out of diarrhea

by mama March 23, 2004

prison bitch

a convict who is used for sex by his/her butch

the "catcher" in gay prison sex; the submissive

sometimes gets pimped out for some smokes, a jug of toilet wine, and a Snickers

"We is cell mates and being cell mates is like being marries. What do you wanna be -- the husband or the wife?"

"The husband ..."

"Then come over here AND SUCK YOUR WIFE'S DICK or I'll stab your ass, prison bitch!"

by Da Nastee One December 7, 2006

prison

State pen, where the condemned prisoners are serving life in prison or gotten the death penalty. Not a nice place to go.

Oswald State Prison or Oz, is really fictional prison, they just sugar-coat about what prison life is really like.

by Saints September 18, 2003

prison rape

The funniest thing that cold ever happen to a sex offender

(1) Dude! Did you hear what happened to that Penn State coach? He got fucked in the shower last night! HAHAHAHAHA! Karma's a bitch, now he is one too!!!!!!

(2) In order to prevent prison rape, one must hold on to that soap and not drop it!

by E-Dog1209 September 14, 2016

prison sex

In male prisons, same-sex relations that usually follow strict role assignments in which one or more prisoners is/are the the daddy, or dominant partner(s), who penetrate or receive fellatio from a submissive partner, who may or may not being a willing participant. While most prison sex follows this highly scripted pattern, there are occasionally flip-flops, men who penetrate or fellate each other by mutual consent.

I heard that afta 18 months locked up, DaShawn over on D-Block couldn't take doin' without no mo' and let that sissy on his tier give'em some prison sex.

by BxMuscle March 15, 2008