Verb
To flush the toilet before one is done peeing.
Generally done if one is in a hurry.
Requires extreme skill to save the maximum amount of time- flush it too early, amd you will end up needing to flush again. TOo late, and you have wasted your time.
To flush the toilet before one is done peeing.
Generally done if one is in a hurry.
Requires extreme skill to save the maximum amount of time- flush it too early, amd you will end up needing to flush again. TOo late, and you have wasted your time.
Preemptive Flush Example:
John, who was late for his college final, attempted to preemptively flush the toilet. Unfortunately, he flushed too early, and had to flush the toilet again. THe extra ten seconds this took caused him to be hit by a bus on his way to the test.
John, who was late for his college final, attempted to preemptively flush the toilet. Unfortunately, he flushed too early, and had to flush the toilet again. THe extra ten seconds this took caused him to be hit by a bus on his way to the test.
by cr101 December 6, 2009
Get the Preemptive Flush mug.The act of bringing your right fist into your left palm and, then, clasping them together close to one's chest, which makes a distinct slapping sound. This is most commonly done before the performer begins to tell an interesting story to his or her friends. The slapping sound also acts as a way to obtain the audience's full attention. Preambled fistclasps, for unknown reasons, usually occur when a male chooses to talk to his male friends about a female, or "bitch".
*preambled fistclasp* "So, dude, I was talking to this bitch..."
*preambled fistclasp* "Yo, broham, I ended up hooking up with that bitch last Saturday!"
*preambled fistclasp* "Yo, broham, I ended up hooking up with that bitch last Saturday!"
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by Cyrano "CJ" Jones June 7, 2011
Get the PreEmptive Mouse mug.When I was a child, I had a nightmare that my Precious Moments attacked me, resulting in Precimomephobia.
by matty_bo_batty March 19, 2013
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Symptoms include : tiredness, loss or increase of appetite , irritable , weepy, mood swings, disrupted sleep patterns, poor concentration , anxiety, strange cravings ( particularly for chocolate ) Symptoms may last for anything from a day to a whole week.
Symptoms include : tiredness, loss or increase of appetite , irritable , weepy, mood swings, disrupted sleep patterns, poor concentration , anxiety, strange cravings ( particularly for chocolate ) Symptoms may last for anything from a day to a whole week.
Mr Smith had not been himself this week, after checking his calendar and observing the phase of the moon he was left in no doubt that he was indeed premanstrual and that a nice box of chocs although may not vanquish the symptoms would certainly offer light relief.
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The douche ran away thinking he was preempting the fight all together. Pussywimp.
The douche ran away thinking he was preempting the fight all together. Pussywimp.
by Nia010203040 November 10, 2013
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About to take a dump. Feels like a bad one. Better preemptive spray so no one else knows just how bad this shit is.
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