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preemptive hangover

A preemptive hangover is when someone gets the sensation of the hangover they will get the next morning before they have started drinking.
"Woah I was out buying beers for tonight and I just got a preemptive hangover, feels like it's going to be a messy one."
by George W Roberts May 19, 2017
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preeminence

The state of being in first rank in everything
God showed his preeminence since the beginning. He can’t fail.
by Joedens The Goat April 3, 2022
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The Preemtive Strike

When the guy is about to cum during sex, pulls out, and the girl slaps his dick so hard that he cries from the pain and gets blue balls because he can no longer finish.

-May be used as a tactic to avoid dangerous situations such as the angry pirate, strawberry shortcake, or receiving HIV from someone they cannot resist having sex with.

-May also be used by a rude bitch who is selfish and wants nobody but herself to experience the pleasures of life.
I got it in with her the other night; I knew she was selfish, but I didn't think she'd go so far as to give me the preemtive strike! What a bitch!
by KMacAttack1234 August 7, 2011
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preeej

When a cute, smart, intelligent girl tries to say 'please' (to her tall, dark, handsome bf) but wants to be extra cute by saying it like a wittle baby.
by MEEBZ4LYF September 1, 2010
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preambled fistclasp

The act of bringing your right fist into your left palm and, then, clasping them together close to one's chest, which makes a distinct slapping sound. This is most commonly done before the performer begins to tell an interesting story to his or her friends. The slapping sound also acts as a way to obtain the audience's full attention. Preambled fistclasps, for unknown reasons, usually occur when a male chooses to talk to his male friends about a female, or "bitch".
*preambled fistclasp* "So, dude, I was talking to this bitch..."

*preambled fistclasp* "Yo, broham, I ended up hooking up with that bitch last Saturday!"
by Stormy Weathers January 24, 2011
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Preenbooking

In the same way as one may preen their hair/nails/etc before meeting someone new that stands as a potential future mate...

Preenbooking is the same, but for ones' facebook page.

I.e, before adding a fittie, one would change their profile picture to the most flattering. Delete any savage recent photo tags, and remove any unwanted comments or "farmville" crap.
"Ahh did you see that chick dude?!"
"Yeah bru, shes the principles daughter!"
"Sweeeett"
"Yeah im gonna add her on facebook, get the groundwork in"
"Boos! Dont forget your preenbooking!
by heytherejesse March 19, 2011
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Phreemus of the Phartosis

The medical term for uncontrollable gaseous emissions from the rectum.
After dining on Mexican food yesterday, I couldn't sleep due to Phreemus of the Phartosis
by Beeb E. King November 19, 2011
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