Paedophile (s)

n. (pl.) member of society distinguished by being the only one not asked to 'think of the children'

Look at the Paedophiles in the playground, how very inappropriate.

by Clayton July 14, 2003

predaphile

a predaphile (pedophile + predator) is a type of person that engages in and greatly enjoys the following:
- long boarding

- lurking in the showers
- luring in prey
- picking up prey from bus stops
- residing in parkdale
- banging retardos
- playing ultimate gaybee
- minors
- threesomes
- smoking illicit substances
- drinking illicit substances
- serving illicit substances to minors
- winning henley LOL JK
- making national team LOL JK AGAIN
- timelines and hook up webs
- junior programme
- flirting with milfs
- general douchebaggery

careful man, the predaphile is lurking in the showers

by giddeon July 11, 2011

pedophile

A sicko that likes to have sex with children.

A delusional pervert that tries to justify having sex with a child.

The prophet muhammad married a 6yo girl named Aisha and then raped her when she was 9 years old. At the time of his marriage to Aisha the prophet was in his late 50's, making him well and truly a pedophile.

"Do you worship the prophet muhammad?"

"What?" "Are you out of your fucking mind?" "Why would I worship a demonic possessed pedophile?"

by The Moody Poet January 13, 2008

padophile

an Apple fanboi obsessed with buying the iPad. he or she creams their jeans constantly at the thought of having a giant iPhone with no camera and nothing but iPhone apps 9 inches across.

Did you hear about Scotty? closet Padophile, he bought one and didn't tell his wife.

by fleemsleem April 2, 2010

Pedophilia Rapeasaurus

Someone who uses a fake girls profile to cyber sex online.

Damn i should of known Kim was really a pedophilia rapeasaurus

by Randomxhumor May 1, 2011

paedophile

The Greek origin of the word means "lover of children". For this reason it was appropriated by people with sexual urges towards children (although the Greek use is far broader and most often has no sexual connotations - for instance a "Russophile" can someone who likes to visit Russia or who supports Russian foreign policy). It has now become a descriptive or hostile term for such people.

Refers to child molesters and child rapists, as well as people who view sexual images of children and those who would like to do so. Current usage makes it unclear whether it is a sexual orientation or a class of actions.

Strictly speaking, it refers only to those interested in pre-pubescent children. (Attraction to teenagers is hebephilia).

All paedophile activities which involve actual children are forms of child abuse.

by Andy August 1, 2004

Pedophile locks

Locks, commonly found on public bathrooms, which can easily be opened from the outside with a coin.

I wanna go to the toilet but I can't do it here coz they have pedophile locks.

by WatchingTVHavingAPee September 8, 2009