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Phantom Wank

When a male sits on his hand until numb then has a wank so it feels like someone else is doing it.
I felt particularly lonely so i had a phantom wank, to pretend i have a friend.
by Cleggfu September 15, 2013
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phantom shiter

Someone who shits in people's school bags or back packs
Guy: oh I must just get my backpack
Guy:what the hell is that smell

Guy: OMG the phantom shiter strikes agian
by Therealgal February 8, 2014
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Phantom Caca

The sensation that you get when you have to take a shit, only to find out as soon as you sit on toilet that at most it was just a fart. Not to be confused with sharting.
I must have been nervous because I thought I had to go to the bathroom but it turned out to just be phantom caca.
by pitufa May 10, 2014
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Phantom Turd Snake

When a person feels they have let out the longest log turd of all time, only to look in the toilet and see a rabbit pellet looking shit. The feeling is most disappointing for twitter shitters everywhere.
"I was going to tweet about this giant shit I took, but alas it was a phantom turd snake."

Not to be confused with "phantom shit"
by Stephanie Sunfire October 19, 2014
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Phantom Gay

A boy who pretends to be a homosexual in hopes of girls being comfortable enough with him to show him, or even let him touch, their ass or tiddies.
Boy 1: I told Melissa that I'm gay and she invited me to the girls sleepover!
Boy 2: So, you're a phantom gay.
Boy 1: Yup and I'm sure hoping to see some tits tonight.
Boy 2: Oh what a brave soldier you are.
by squid feet April 1, 2020
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rudy pantoja

the real name of internet meme and celebrity "Hugh Mungus".

if you have not seen the video already, Rudy is being interviewed by the news.
He is thanking the police at the new Station in the area for getting his heroin addicted daughter off the streets and off heroin.
Also there are a bunch of protesters, mainly feminists and SJWs.

Enter Zarna Joshi, an indian sjw who was filming rudy being interviewed. She asked him his name to which he replied "Hugh Mungus".

Zarna flipped her shit and yelled to everyone she was sexually harassed.
she was eventually kicked out of the building.

Zarna was so sure that she was right in her thinking that she was harassed that she uploaded the video to Facebook. she was wrong.
Hugh got so much attention and support that h3h3productions even got involved, and eventually became Hugh's friend.

for the original video, here you go (go to youtube and put this in the address bar after the website seperated with /. e.g youtube****/djfjrjsiejfjf)
watch?v=RzA4dCT4X0I
Rudy Pantoja jr is a nice person who was bullied by an sjw in Seattle
here is rudy' s experience when he said his name was hugh mungus:
Rudy:you..want my name?
Zarna: yah sure!
Rudy:its...Hugh Mungus
Zarna:Hugh Mungus wot?
is that sexual harassment?
THIS PERSON JUST SPOKE TO ME IN A SEXUALLY HARASSING WAY!
YOU JUST ABUSED A WOMAN YOU DISGUSTING PERSON!
DISGUSTING!
by TheHylian December 28, 2016
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The Ass Phantom

A supposed paranormal apparition who often causes feces to disappear immediately following defecation.
"I was taking a shit and when I looked down to see the monstrous log I had created, it was gone! Nowhere to be seen!"

"Dude that sounds like you've been visited by The Ass Phantom"

"Spooky!!!"
by TheAssPhantom April 30, 2013
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