I've had plenty of practice

True, but has said voluminous practice actually done you any good???
The White Knight totally "went Rain Man" on Alice when he huffily told her, "Oh, I've had plenty of practice --- plenty of practice!" after she expressed concern about how he kept repeatedly falling off his horse, so perhaps he (and the Red Knight, as well!) was just super-clumsy, and thus no amount of training could significantly improve his horsemanship.
by QuacksO August 22, 2019
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practical larry

When a skinny man with a tiny dick gets a object shoved up his ass and it comes out of his penis very painfully.
I thought it was just going to be a regular date, but it seems she gave me a practical larry! Its bleeding everywhere!!!
by Breck177 January 21, 2008
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practicing ass

the act of dicking around without purpose, usually by a small child.
Mom: “What is Dez doing with that toy?”
Dad: “He’s just practicing ass...he don’t do nothing with sense.”
by MrE150 December 31, 2021
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Practice Warrior

Someone who does amazing in practice, but disappears when it’s actually game time.
Damm, he has 30 points on us and this is just a scrimmage

“Relax, he’s just a practice warrior, when we actually play a game he won’t hit a single shot”
by warriorxl June 02, 2022
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An event that never takes place because anyone who participates in the practice of playing a trumpet would not ever want to leave due to the high levels of enjoyability.
Friend 1: so I was coming home from trumpet practice...
Friend 2: stop lying man, I know you don’t play trumpet. Anyone who did wouldn’t just “come home from trumpet practice”
by Freggsmash May 21, 2019
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Poor Man's Target Practice

When your girl gives you head and doesn't swallow all of it and leaves some of the cum dripping down your penis that goes down your balls and reaches your anus.
Man the other day after my girl gave me head I got some poor man's target practice in!
by The Real Slim Shardy May 31, 2024
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practice makes perfect

A moto everybody should go after in life.
-oh. ___ is really good at that!
-yeah! You know what they say "practice makes perfect".
by J○LT March 20, 2018
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