panini poonani

Verb, slang for eating out a poonani

Oh shit did you panini poonani her?

by BlackToAfrica January 7, 2014

Flodgy poocan

A small child with the enitials P.P

Ew that girl is such a flodgy poocan

by Ella henchworth February 20, 2018

Mr. PooMan

An 11 soon to be 12 year old child who kills lots of poodles

Mr. PooMan is all over the news for killing 5 poodles this week

by Chikabille June 8, 2021

Poodanking

The act of pooping into the urethra of your penis, and then peeing out the poop as though it were a more viscous peepee. Poodanking is a solo act, involving the penis and pooper of a single poodanker.

Note: Poodanking is not a town in China.

I'll never poodank again!

Jenny (on phone): "What are you doing right now?"
Ted (on other end of phone): "Nothing."
Jenny: No, come on sugarbunny. Tell me what you are doing."
Ted: I...uh... how do I phrase this? I... uh... I'm shitting into my penis! And then releasing the sweet nectar as though it were urine of my own!"
Jenny: "Come again, Ted?"
Ted: "Jenny, I'm POODANKING!!!"
Jenny: *dialtone*........

by Jason Brown Bear January 13, 2008

Poohawk

A shampoo mohawk, typically formed by the "showeree" while showering.

Frank: I like to sing in the shower and make poohawks with my hair.
Randy: God you're amazing.

by Arianne October 29, 2007

Poonana

When a banana becomes old, mushy, brown, and begins to resemble poo.

"I left a banana on the ground for some weeks, now looking back on it, it has become a poonana"

by diqhed September 12, 2017

pooman

normaly a boy named ronnie or craig will be called pooman for pooing him self in 6th grade and sticking up the class room

ahhh dude u jus did the pooman

by i love duddddddie October 7, 2009