A bush creature from a massive forest. In the tale of Gunt Midic and the five fuccing ugly pooches, she is the one that gets kidnapped and molested by the woodcutter, after which she is never seen again.
Laverne: Hey, have you seen my dog? She ran off into the woods and I can't find her.
Shirley: She probably got Average Pooched by a woodcutter.
Laverne: Yeah, you're probably right. Oh well.
Shirley: She probably got Average Pooched by a woodcutter.
Laverne: Yeah, you're probably right. Oh well.
by the_fake_Henderson_G June 5, 2020
Get the Average Poochmug. 
When a healthcare provider performs a lower transverse C-section and folds part of the stomach flap up over itself during the process of removing the baby.
Also known as “flipping the pouch” or “flipping the pooch.”
Also known as “flipping the pouch” or “flipping the pooch.”
Damn, he really flooped the pooched!
I liked cutting the cord, but my favorite part was when he flooped your pooch.
I think the next one will probably be a C-section too. He’ll probably floop the pooch again.
I liked cutting the cord, but my favorite part was when he flooped your pooch.
I think the next one will probably be a C-section too. He’ll probably floop the pooch again.
by YourMommasOnCrackRocks October 20, 2022
Get the Floop the poochmug. by yomamma80 June 20, 2011
Get the Pooch Wrappedmug. by taylor garza son May 30, 2018
Get the Pooch tuckmug. The "pooch" of fat around the vaginal area of a heavier woman's torso. Also known as the "front bum"
by Twitch801 November 22, 2007
Get the gooch poochmug. by Brittany February 6, 2005
Get the Crotch poochmug.