New Zealand term of abuse for Britain, reflecting the terrifying, dangerous wasteland that it has become. Used by British expatriates who have moved to NZ. Pom = Australian & NZ slang for a British person + suffix suggesting Mongolia, windblown desert area of Asia, renowned for its banditry, unpleasant climate and remoteness from civilisation.
An Auckland conversation I overheard:
Gregg: Do you think you'll ever go back to the UK, Dad?
Gregg's dad: What? Pomgolia? Not fucking likely, not after last time. I'm leaving that disgusting shit hole behind me.
Gregg: Do you think you'll ever go back to the UK, Dad?
Gregg's dad: What? Pomgolia? Not fucking likely, not after last time. I'm leaving that disgusting shit hole behind me.
by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005
Get the Pomgolia mug.BEER PONG is a popular drinking game in which the object of the game is to sink a ping-pong ball into all of the other teams cups before they get all of yours.
THE RULES
beerpong rules vary based on the "house rules" but the general rules (from a Bay Area point of view) are as follows:
1. Both teams of two sets up a pyramid of 10 18oz cups at the very end of the table and fill them with 3 cans of (cheap) beer. (4-3-2-1).
2. Each side picks one person to shoot for who goes first. The two players must keep eye contact for the first shot and not look at the cups while they shoot, and when someone makes it that cup is not drank, it only determines which team gets to shoot first.
3. Which ever team gets the "eye to eye" shot gets to shoot first, and both players take turn shooting. Their elbow must not cross the edge of the table when shooting.
4. If they make a shot, the other team drinks that cup.
5. If they bounce the ball into a cup the other team must drink two cups, but if when shooting a bounce shot the other team is allowed to swat the ball away before it sinks so you have to be sneaky.
6. If both players shoot the ball into the same cup the other team either has to drink 3 or 4 cups depending on house rules.
7. If both players make their shot, they get their balls back and get to shoot again. If a player makes 3 shots in a row they get to shoot until they miss.
8. If you miss your shot and the ball rolls back to your side you are allowed to turn around and shoot behind your back as an extra shot.
9. All trick shots (ex. off the wall) are worth 3 cups.
10. If someone knocks over one of their own cups or hits the ball before it bounces or hits a cup they must drink one of their own cups.
11. Each team is allowed 1 or 2 re-racks depending on house rules. A Re-rack is when the cups are all scattered and you can put them into a formation of your choice to make it easier to make.
12. After the last cup is made the other team gets one chace for redemption and each player gets to shoot again. If one or both make it they get to shoot til they miss. If by some miracle they make all the cups as well the game is a tie.
13. After a team wins with the last cup the losing team must drink all the cups remaining on the winning side that they did not make.
14. If a player doesnt make a single shot they have a punishment based on house rules. Typically they have to get naked or sit under the table for the next game.
THE RULES
beerpong rules vary based on the "house rules" but the general rules (from a Bay Area point of view) are as follows:
1. Both teams of two sets up a pyramid of 10 18oz cups at the very end of the table and fill them with 3 cans of (cheap) beer. (4-3-2-1).
2. Each side picks one person to shoot for who goes first. The two players must keep eye contact for the first shot and not look at the cups while they shoot, and when someone makes it that cup is not drank, it only determines which team gets to shoot first.
3. Which ever team gets the "eye to eye" shot gets to shoot first, and both players take turn shooting. Their elbow must not cross the edge of the table when shooting.
4. If they make a shot, the other team drinks that cup.
5. If they bounce the ball into a cup the other team must drink two cups, but if when shooting a bounce shot the other team is allowed to swat the ball away before it sinks so you have to be sneaky.
6. If both players shoot the ball into the same cup the other team either has to drink 3 or 4 cups depending on house rules.
7. If both players make their shot, they get their balls back and get to shoot again. If a player makes 3 shots in a row they get to shoot until they miss.
8. If you miss your shot and the ball rolls back to your side you are allowed to turn around and shoot behind your back as an extra shot.
9. All trick shots (ex. off the wall) are worth 3 cups.
10. If someone knocks over one of their own cups or hits the ball before it bounces or hits a cup they must drink one of their own cups.
11. Each team is allowed 1 or 2 re-racks depending on house rules. A Re-rack is when the cups are all scattered and you can put them into a formation of your choice to make it easier to make.
12. After the last cup is made the other team gets one chace for redemption and each player gets to shoot again. If one or both make it they get to shoot til they miss. If by some miracle they make all the cups as well the game is a tie.
13. After a team wins with the last cup the losing team must drink all the cups remaining on the winning side that they did not make.
14. If a player doesnt make a single shot they have a punishment based on house rules. Typically they have to get naked or sit under the table for the next game.
by chamatpong April 24, 2009
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Get the Pogo stick jive mug.A Pong poser is when a group of people get together to play beer pong, but instead of an alcohol beverage, they substitute it for drinks such as Monster and soda. Taking pictures and acting drunk in the process.
by therealistalive June 13, 2011
Get the Pong Poser mug.When a dude lifts the legs of another dude whose laying on his back, bending his ass straight up. He holds the dudes legs while fucking him in the ass. Thus producing a "pogo- jackhammer" effect.
Willie was passed out on the bed. When Jason noticed that Willie was naked and laying on his back in a prone position he immediately scrabbled on to the bed, lifted Willie' s legs and Pogo-Jackhammered him like a construction worker at a job site. Shit was gushing out all over the room as if he just struck oil.
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Get the pogo-jackhammer mug.Spanish slang for a big 'pinga' which is a Spanish word meaning penis. So pingota means big fat penis.
That ho Randi loves my 'pingota'. She's now officially a size queen.
The stripper said during the lap dance I couldn't touch her cookie. But as soon as she felt the size of my hard 'pingota' she couldn't keep her hands off of it. How's that fair?
I hate when I sit on the toilet and my 'pingota' goes in the cold toilet water.
That bitch Randi told everyone she knows about my 'pingota'. Now when I'm around, their eyes are on my crotch admiring my 'pingota'.
One downside of having a 'pingota' is when smashing vag from behind you can't feel the pleasure of going all the way in and feeling those ass cheeks smacking against your pelvis :(
The stripper said during the lap dance I couldn't touch her cookie. But as soon as she felt the size of my hard 'pingota' she couldn't keep her hands off of it. How's that fair?
I hate when I sit on the toilet and my 'pingota' goes in the cold toilet water.
That bitch Randi told everyone she knows about my 'pingota'. Now when I'm around, their eyes are on my crotch admiring my 'pingota'.
One downside of having a 'pingota' is when smashing vag from behind you can't feel the pleasure of going all the way in and feeling those ass cheeks smacking against your pelvis :(
by Big Papi Juan January 7, 2019
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