pokeathon

The act of going through one's facebook friends list, usually in a sexually desperate state of mind, and "poking" as many of your available (or questionably-available) opposite sex friends as you can in an attempt to receive a return "poke" from at least 1 person.

Amanda: poke!
Andrew:
Brenda: poke!
Carla: poke!
Danielle: poke!
Eric:
Heather: poke!
.
.
.
etc.

Boy: "Man, I hope this pokeathon gets me laid!"

by mr.bojangles4251 July 22, 2011

poesneus

derogitory - refers to person/individual that is an irritating wanker/idiot. Similar to calling somebody a doos. Often used when refering to someone in authority.

I would like to give that poesneus a slap

by DJJoester June 3, 2010

Jou Ma Se Poes

A sentence in Afikaans usually used as a diss towards another person.
It translates to, "Your mother's puss"

Some dude, "Wow dude you suck dick at CoD"
Other dude, "Jou Ma Se Poes!"

by GragMasool August 23, 2016

inside poke

When sexual intercourse occurs and it is kept secret between the parties involved, and possibly a few close friends.

Riley: I had sex with Sofia last night at her crib.
Ryan: Dude, that's awesome!
Riley: Yeah but don't tell anybody, it's an inside poke.

by Criler August 18, 2009

Kaffer Poes

A South African word used to desribe a niggers pussy, also used in a insulting manner.

I want to fuck that kaffer poes so hard.
Awe bra die kaffer poes Aiden maak kak

by JakeTheHorseSnake June 4, 2018

poke squid

Hawaiian slang for sexual intercourse

dey fell in love. den dey wen poke squid and nine months later...

by Haole Boy August 13, 2003

poke 'n' stroke

sex position where the female lies on her back, male lies on his side and slips his penis sideways into her vagina, then he touches and rubs her clitoris to give her pleasure.She has the feeling of being full of cock and the intense pleasure of clitoral massage.

She loves it when I poke 'n' stroke her, she likes to feel full of cock while her clit is being rubbed.

by Jake January 30, 2004