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Polish the dice

Guy 1: She isn't ready to smoosh, but she totally will polish the dice.
Guy 2: Damn I could use a good dice polishing!
by Muracle Whip, Kpo & C-Unit December 4, 2010
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Polish Escape Room

A Polish Escape Room is a style of escape room where you have a time limit to find clues and escape the room. In a Polish Escape Room, if you don't find the clues to escape, the building burns down with you inside it.
Five teenage girls went to a Polish Escape Room, but didn't solve the clues in time, so the building burned down with them in it.
by Sunblazer5 January 5, 2019
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The polish door hinge

Typically involves a lady of larger stature and a thick polish sausage along with a can do attitude. Strip the larger lass down naked and lay her flat on her back. Gently warm the sausage in a microwave, now insert the sausage into the vagina for a period until orgasm is almost reached then at that moment jam the sausage right up the anus. Her legs will slam shut like a well oiled door hinge. The element of surprise is a must and it is advised to be wearing sneakers as you may require a quick getaway. If you do want to eat the sausage later a condom is recommended.
Peter: have you see that girl down at the local deli?
Frank: do you mean the plus sized girl?
Peter: yeah thats her, we got into a bit on friday night and i gave her the polish door hinge!
Frank: was that polish sausage and cheese sandwiches you made us for lunch??
Peter: ummmmm yeah...
by Frank Fontain May 23, 2019
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sticky nail polish

A type of nail polish that is sticky, and used to chase your bestie around the block, trying to smear it on her.
“Hey Sara, I am better at sticky nail polish than you”
“No you are not Elle”
by ChdujsghJa January 1, 2023
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Polish milkshake

When a guy deficates in their partners mouth and their partner proceeds to give them a blowjob afterwards with the fecale matter still in their mouth.
Man, I sure am hungry. I could go for a good polish milkshake right now.
by Flickerstick182 January 7, 2017
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Polishing The Pewter

Another one of the countless names for masturbating. Derived from the movie "Almost Heroes" staring Chris Farley (RIP), in which him Matthew Perry portary Lewis and Clark. However, one should note that in the movie the phrase is not used to describe masturbation, but the various acts of sex. Over time the phrase has changed meaning.
10 bucks says he Polishes The Pewter thinking of that night those chicks picked HIM up.
by Cambone September 8, 2005
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polish love hairs

Pubic, leg, and arm hairs left on the sheets after making love to a Polak.
L- Pawel, oh my god, look at all these Polish love hairs...
P- That means it was good.
by Lover of Polak April 19, 2010
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