The section of a man's body between his scrotum and his anus, generally tends to be hairy and sweaty.
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When you don't have hair and you need some so you take a sharpie and draw in a tiny patch of hair to cover your bald spot.
"Hey Craig, I know how to solve your hair loss problem!"
"How?!"
"Just use this sharpie and draw in a patch of hair on the middle of your head."
"Gee, a patch?"
"Yes, a patch! It's also called a sharpie patch because it makes you look like you have hair!"
"That's a great idea!"
"How?!"
"Just use this sharpie and draw in a patch of hair on the middle of your head."
"Gee, a patch?"
"Yes, a patch! It's also called a sharpie patch because it makes you look like you have hair!"
"That's a great idea!"
by trolleycakes September 28, 2018
Get the Sharpie Patch mug.A "Cactus Patch" describes the regrowth of pubic hair on the male or female genitalia. Generally speaking, the "Cactus Patch" occurs one to three days after pubic hair is shaved with a razor.
Encountering a "Cactus Patch" during sexual intercourse can make for a very unpleasant and irritating sexual experience.
Encountering a "Cactus Patch" during sexual intercourse can make for a very unpleasant and irritating sexual experience.
"Dude, I got with Stephanie last night and now my junk is all irritated. She was sporting the cactus patch."
by MoonDogg08 June 29, 2009
Get the Cactus Patch mug."Were you at the party last night dude? Super epic blumpkin patch."
"No way, who had the biggest blumpkin?"
"Steve planted a massive one."
"No way, who had the biggest blumpkin?"
"Steve planted a massive one."
by PeterWalrussocks October 1, 2011
Get the Blumpkin Patch mug.Man, I pwatched this hot girl arguing with her friends at this restaurant until they noticed me and left.
by akrazo January 29, 2009
Get the pwatch mug.From Kaufman (2001; Kaufman & Baer, 2002), a psychologist -- the Sylvia Plath Effect is the finding that female poets are more likely to commit suicide than any other kind of writer (male or female).
Perhaps one cause of the Sylvia Plath effect is that creative writing gatekeepers such as editors or teachers may unconsciously expect a quality poem written by a woman to be heartfelt and moving without holding similar expectations for a poem written by a man.
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