Michael Phelps

When you rip the bong like a winner.

"You call that taking a hit, here let me teach you how to Michael Phelps"

"I Michael Phelps erryday"

by ahebunghole March 4, 2009

Michael Phelps (sex move)

a sexual maneuver which involves the girl going on 2 knees while the guy cums in her face, immediately followed by placing a gold metal on her neck.

guy 1: dude, last night at the pool locker room, this chick gave ma a michael phelps (sex move)

guy 2: man, i wish my girlfriend gives me michael phelps.

by LLfuckhead00 May 2, 2010

Phelps-o-gasm

The tingly feeling both males and females get when they see Michael Phelps' abs.

Chick 1:HOLY SHIT MICHAEL PHELPS
Chick 2:Mmmmmm ooooh ahhh
Chick2: I know, I'm having a total phelps-o-gasm too!

by HannahHorton December 22, 2008

Pulp

A British band that started out in 1978. No one can be sure if they are still around. Most people just accept the fact that they'll never come out with anything better than 'Common People'.

I want to fuck Jarvis Cocker from Pulp.

by Andrea November 1, 2003

Pulp fiction

Best movie ever made.

Takes second third and fifth best movies ever, fourth is the god father. If you think this movie cusses to much or has to much blood you are either a pussy or mentally retarded, and I mean really retarded. I have watched it so many times I memorized Ezekiel 25-17.

Husband: I went out with the boys to see pulp fiction. That Samuel L. Jackson is one bad mother fucker.

Wife: Oh... I didn't really like it. It was to obscene and gory.

Husband: (sigh...) Honey I think we need a divorce.

by Im Cuban B June 1, 2009

the phelps

To uncontrollably drink and smoke marijuana, with no regard to consequences

Hey man Mike better stop doing the phelps, he has work tomorrow morning.

by HtotheOV February 2, 2009

Phelpsed

Ingesting 10,000 calories

Moosh in Indy says she Phelpsed herself at the Indiana State Fair because of all the fair food she ate over 5 days.

by Melanie @ Mel A Dramatic Mommy October 12, 2008