Philosopheres Stone

A turd that emerges after a couple of hours of intense concentration.

"Jesus Christos, I read that whole book producing that philosopheres stone."

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

philosophy

The art of finding complicated things to worry about so that the less complicated things seem less troublesome.

-I don't care what I have for lunch today, I've nearly figured out how religion could be a product of evolution.

-So this cold pizza'll do?

-Shshh.

by Dirk April 8, 2005

philodosophy

Deep thoughts about pasteries
Mmm..............doughnuts

Homer Simpson could write a book on doughnuts. The seminole work on Philodosophy.

A Philodosophic thought: go have aeronautical intercourse with an ambulatory pastrie.

by spoonman42 December 17, 2011

Philosophy

It's basically when you say "Me am I, I am Me" so many times you descend to another level of life. For every week you say "Me am I, I am Me" you gain 1 IQ which is why people like Aristurtle were so smart. A common perk of becoming a top-tier Philosopher is that you become a Kung-Fu master and also a turtle.

Guy 1 - Have you watched the movie Kung-Fu Bear yet. The Urugway guy said "Me am I, I am Me" so many times he became a Kung-Fu master! Now THAT is philosophy at its fullest. I mean, he became a TURTLE, a literal TURTLE.

Guy 2 - Yeah dude, I know. Have you watched the new premier of Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtles? The producer thought that maybe people weren't watching the show because most of the people that did watch it are now adults, so it's now "Middle- Aged Depressed Mutant Turtles. I'm Pretty sure the turtles became Ninjas because they did that too.

Guy 1 - Wait, IS THAT MY DA... oh wait it's just a turtle.

Guy 2 - Well ok the...

Guy 1 - WAIT DAD

by Qinhlerjano November 30, 2019

philosophy

philosophy contains an accurate opinion of ones beliefs & views of the world someone who studies philosophy is titled a philosopher seeing as the words are similar. :Ps please ad this i put good intentions and effort into this

that philosopher is now discussing the topic of what is beauty.Philosophy is and opinion

by "words" August 22, 2020

Philosophy Oven

A space, physical or theoretical, in which philosophical ideas, problems, and abstract concepts are processed for a period of time.

I didn't understand the lecture, so I put it in my philosophy oven and thought about it for a week.

by MaverickPianist June 1, 2023

condom philosophy

A philosophical outlook that states:

"It is better to have something and not need it, than it is to need something and not have it."

The term originates from the concept that if a guy is planning on going out for the night, even if he is not expecting to get laid, he should still carry a condom with him just in case, because should it get to the point of potentially exchanging bodily fluids between the sheets later that night, it would really suck to not have any protection on his person, and then either have to forgo the sex and blue ball oneself, or risk contracting an STD or possibly impregnating his partner if his partner is female.

Although originally coined from use of latex contraceptives, this outlook can be applied to a wide array of different facets in life.

Some might say it is an offshoot of "It's better to be safe than it is to be sorry".

Person 1: "Dude, I don't know if I should bring this extra water bottle on my hike."

Person 2: "I think the condom philosophy applies here."

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Brian: "Hey Ron, I don't know if I should bring some Sex Panther with me tonight."

Ron: "Brian, I do believe that the condom philosophy applies here."

by Marty McFlyForAWhiteGuy January 26, 2018