R/Philippines

Formerly the best subreddit ever made, now the WORST subreddit ever made.
Examples of posts:
Before (2008-2016, Pre-Duterte):

Manila stops construction of Torre de Manila

Enrile vs Miriam: Enrile shreds Miriam in privilege speech

Now (2016-present, Duterte-present era):
Tattoos talaga sya! Say no to misinformation :))
(just unfunny comedy posts now)

r/Philippines used to be the best subreddit, now r/crappyoffbrands is the best subreddit.

by JadenTheMoose January 30, 2023

r/Philippines

A cesspool of Liberal elites browsing Reddit while sipping on their 3rd Starbucks drink of the day. Majority of the users are also people who have their head stuck up their arse just because they graduated from the prestigious universities (only through daddies ₱₱₱₱ to the Deans pocket). So disconnected from the current state of the Philippines, they lack self awareness on why their St. Leni Robredo lost the 2022 Presidential Elections to a son of a dictator.

Call them an "elitista", you will be astonished at how they recoil, how injured they are, how they suddenly shrink back and say 'I've been found out!'

I love going to r/Philippines!
I'm gonna create my 5th post there today just so I can dunk on President BlengBlong Narcos that I found in the FB group MO4D LOL

by the L in Leni stands for Loser June 3, 2022

phillipa

if you fall in love with a phillipa, you’re an unlucky one. phillipa is such a flirt and if you’re the jealous type, stay away. she’ll play games and test you, flirt with other guys just to see your reaction but at the same time make you feel like her only one and special. a phillipa is always loyal to her beloved ones even though it doesn’t seem like it. behind her beautiful face and stunning body there is a master mind. she is the type of girl that could get away with a murder. and if not, she’ll make the policeman fall in love with her and sneak away anyway. she is wise, bold, manipulating and not afraid to speak her mind. she’s the life of the party, and you’ll always bump into her at either festivals, other events or birthdays. center of attention? that’s her. a phillipa never goes home alone and is often seen with new boys all the time but deep down behind her bold personality and troubled actions she wants to find true love. her commitment issues can be fixed and if you fall in love with a phillipa, good luck.

if phillipa is going, i’m going.

by AngelAmanda April 28, 2020

phillaepeno suitcase

When traveling thru the airport you dress a midget on a skateboard in all your clothing. And pull him behind you.

Damn did you see those looks I was getting using my phillaepeno suitcase in the airport.

by kstan3 May 2, 2011

philippi

Philippi is an open joyful person. She is one of the most smart and intelligent people you will ever meet. She can be the serious smart type but she can also be the funniest person you will ever meet. She can provide you with the advice you want and she is loyal. She usually has the most beautiful eyes you will ever see. She has many friends and she is open to meet new people. Although sometimes they can think that they are always right they will sit and hear your opinion. In a relationship she is royal and needs to be loved. She is the romantic type. You can always trust her and tell her all your problems she will literally solve them. She is basically the best person you will ever meet.

Philippi

by Nst April 25, 2017

Phillip

Mildly adequate at Taekwondo.

He's not great at Taekwondo but he isn't bad, he's a Phillip.

by Adrianthemexican October 22, 2018

Phillip the bin TM

phillip the bin TM one of the most believable gods. phillip the bin TM is too complicated.

person 1: what religon are you
person 2: i believe in Phillip The Bin TM

by darky slayer69 January 11, 2019