When you perform a double titty twister/purple nurple on an unsuspecting unconscious person in order to see if they are able to be aroused from their slumber.
by Karz31 September 24, 2020
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by Upamonaco August 22, 2024
The type of guinea pig people think of when they think of long haired guinea pigs. They got that fur that touches the floor, and you can cut it to make your guinea pig look emo.
by VioletThePurple February 25, 2023
Eat as much Indian food as possibly, grab someone's ancles until their nose is level with your anus. Proceed to defecate into said nose until it overflows their mouth and spills onto their hair.
"I gave that chick a Peruvian Laxative last night"
"How'd it go?"
"she's getting the rest removed from her brain by surgeons"
"How'd it go?"
"she's getting the rest removed from her brain by surgeons"
by dat shit raght dare dun dare May 24, 2011
When you solve the mystery of finding the clit and are rewarded by performing the most volatile cunnilingus on the chunkiest coochie imaginable
Dude, dude I found it!
Found what?
The clit! When I found it she let me nom-nom on her Peruvian Scooby Snacks!
Found what?
The clit! When I found it she let me nom-nom on her Peruvian Scooby Snacks!
by OG Bemper June 15, 2023
A word describing the act of sounding (inserting an object into the urethra of ) a penis, utilizing an enlarged clitoris, to perform a sexual act similar to docking. This act is popular with Peruvian women, hence the title "Peruvian Coffeebean,"
Man: Hey there honey, I'd like a Peruvian coffeebean.
Wife: Really? but I'm sure your urethra is sore from last time!
Wife: Really? but I'm sure your urethra is sore from last time!
by Loverboy230 April 08, 2022