Twin Peaking

When you speak/write in bizarre/ominous sentences.

Person 1: The owls are not what they seem
Person 2: Hey can you stop Twin Peaking? I'm trying to concentrate

Person 1: Without chemicals, he points
Person 2: -_-

by bin.mint July 26, 2017

parking

To engage in sexual acts in a parked car.

Brad was too cheap to spring for a hotel, so we went parking at Lover's Lane.

by Mystie March 27, 2005

Parking Lot Theory

"Women are like parking spaces: The good ones are always taken."

The theory that when unsure of whether or not a woman is single, that the likelihood of her being taken is directly correlated to how desirable she is.

Guy 1: I'm pretty interested in her but I'm not sure if she's seeing someone already.
Guy 2: A girl like her? Parking Lot Theory says you're too late.

by icaruswings September 8, 2004

pecking order

Hierachy of recieving luxuries or necessities.

You are at the bottom of the pecking order.

by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004

Kamren Perkins

Kamren Perkins is a wanna be air traffic controller who will never fulfill this aspiration because of his unprofessionalism, racism, and ignorance. Even if Kamren makes it into the FAA academy, he will most likely wash out because he will tell his instructor that he is being taught incorrectly because VATSIM does it a different way. Kamren also thinks he should be allowed to work a final position during a FNO but he can't even run a sweatbox scenario without the first 2 planes having a deal. A Kamren typically spends a majority of his time controlling with the 'Southern Mob' and responds for EVERY ACE team request. Kamren closely resembles John Manley with his racist remarks as well as a typical Memphis controller with his controlling skills.

Dude, did you see that Seattle FNO last night? It was a real Kamren Perkins.

by anyonecandothis01234 May 19, 2018

Portable Parking Lot

A car carrier truck. A truck used to haul cars to a dealer's lot.

Mack drives a portable parking lot for Ford.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

Perpin'

The act of bragging and or lyiing in conversations about things that one posesses to impress people, a person who is usually perpin, has nothing but a wide imagination and a desire to fit into the "in crowd".

(Perpin')"Yeah I just bought a new 2011 Camaro" and I paid cash for it, but I took it back because the dealer didn't want to put 22" inch rims on it for me. "there he go perpin' again"

(Perpin') I just bought my girl a new platinum diamond chain for $7000.00 But I took it back because she was cheating on me. <---"Maaaan your lyiiing, this dude be perpin'!!!

(Perpin') Yeah I just got a 14k diamond gold grill, it cost me $15000.00 but I only wear it on special occasions. Maaaan..Quit Perpin'!!! you aint buy your girl NOTHING

MAAAAAN " YOU PERPIN'!!!

by Speedy030866 March 17, 2010