Peen boy

One (typically who has hit puberty) who loves penis. They simp for dudes but are unsuccessful in their efforts.

Damn Connor Kendall just shot me down in fortnite, he is such a peen boy.

by Bill Buttlicker June 5, 2020

peen pirate

A pirate from the great lost islands of peen, that want there peenish treasures back and must go capture them from another persons anal area

Man those peen pirates took me by suprise when i bent down to pick up what appeared to be some peenish treasure.

by Peen Man June 30, 2004

e-peen

Digital Penis

He posted his Mobile Legend score on Facebook to stroke his e-peen.

by chucky4896 May 31, 2018

Nig peen

A friend who won’t stop bugging you about something he just bought.

Alan: “Look at my new watch!”
John: “Dude quit being such a nig peen”

by Poppa bubba April 15, 2019

cliti peen

n. the erection of an elongated clitoris, also known as swollen clitoris.

Ralph: Hey, did you hook up with that chick from the bar last night?

Sven: Nah man. When she took off her panties I got a look at her cliti peen and I damn near puked.

Ralph: Dude, that's fuckin gross.

by Luvin on your mom January 6, 2013

rl-peen

rl - Real Life

peen - Penis

As opposed to e-peen which stands for; internet penis, or ego.

e.g. - Where one might brag about their huge e-peen due to an impressive score on any of the variety of online games. Another could argue that their rl-peen is actually big enough to utilize on a female, without being laughed at, as an excuse for their unfavorable score (as they would dedicate more of their time scoring with chicks in the real world, than in a game).

Girl 1: OMG I just felt Stai's cock while we were dancing!!

Girl 2: Like, his rl-peen??

Girl 3: More like rl-schlock!!

Girl 1: Wait, you've felt his schlock too?!?!!??

Girl 3: *Blushes* Oh honey, I've done more than just feel those JNS guys schlocks..

Girl 1: You fucking snizz!!

by JNSphoLYFE February 16, 2010

China Peen

a small penis; based on the stereotype that Asian men have small penises.

He definitely doesn't have a China Peen!

by semicharmederic April 20, 2009