future past

What you thought the future would be like in the past. Sometim

Guy: I thought my life would be better at this point..
Dude: You've failed your future past V.V

by futurepastboots April 14, 2010

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Ghost of Anals Past

When your girlfriend suffers from farting cum for days after anal sex

“Yo my girl and I did anal for the first time the other day and now she’s got Ghost of Anals Past

by BIGYIKES August 21, 2019

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Nothing gets past my bow

A line which Quincy says in Bloons TD 6 or Bloons TD Battles 2, which may disturb some people albeit.

Also can be used as a meme or an expression of your efforts.

"Are you kiddin' me? Nothing gets past my bow!"

by Otheruser325 January 16, 2023

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half past five

5:30 or The only time the artist "The Weekend"will call you on his song "The Hills"

I only call you when it's half past five
The only time that I'll be by your side
I only love it when you touch me, not feel me

by Prince_TheKingNO October 10, 2015

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Quarter Past Two

A Jewish person. From British rhyming slang quarter past two = Jew.

I’m sure Isaac could get you a good deal on a tailor made suit; he is a quarter past two after all.

Hendon is a part of London where the time is always quarter past two.

by Stukas Over Stevenage January 13, 2008

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