(Bob pulls into the parking lot and gets the space right in front of the entrance)
Alice: You can't park there! I park in that spot everyday so you have to move your car.
Bob: As if! You can't just Paris-Hilton the parking spot! I'm going to leave my car right where it is.
Alice: You can't park there! I park in that spot everyday so you have to move your car.
Bob: As if! You can't just Paris-Hilton the parking spot! I'm going to leave my car right where it is.
by Dawn MacDonald July 2, 2007
Get the Paris-Hiltonmug. A greasy face ass female who was trying to fuck Chris Brown and cause Rihanna to get shitty and slap the shit outta Chris in return caused him to unleash one of the worst ass wuppings ever experienced
Paris Hilton: Hey Chris you wanna fuck tonight
Rihanna: Ehh whu deh fuhc es dehs behtch...Slaaaaap...Rihanna slapping the shit outta Chris
Chris: Bitch what the fuck is wrong with you....SLAP,POW,KA BOOM, BANG & Foot up the ass
Rihanna: Ehh whu deh fuhc es dehs behtch...Slaaaaap...Rihanna slapping the shit outta Chris
Chris: Bitch what the fuck is wrong with you....SLAP,POW,KA BOOM, BANG & Foot up the ass
by Bunk1998 February 14, 2009
Get the Paris hiltonmug. sick guy 1- omfg look at that girls tits!!!! they look like paris hilton's!!!!!!!!!
sick guy 2- i know right!!! did u see her sex tape?
sick guy 1-duhhhh!!
sick guy 2- i know right!!! did u see her sex tape?
sick guy 1-duhhhh!!
by cowluverr123 February 21, 2011
Get the paris hiltonmug. perhaps the most undeserving celebrity of our time. a talentless ugly poodle-looking piece of maggot-eaten shit that only got famous for being a whore and being a hilton. should she inherit her dad's business? fuck no, she'll just drive the hilton franchise in2 the ground. anyone who idolizes this whore is an empty headed moron with no class.
see stupid spoiled whore
see stupid spoiled whore
by markymark179 August 25, 2007
Get the paris hiltonmug. by best definitions ever July 30, 2006
Get the paris hiltonmug. A stupid no-talent cunt who proved on June 7, 2007 that if you have money you can buy yourself out of anything, even jail.
I have to do sixty days in the clink for a DUI. I hope I can pull off a paris Hilton and get out after three days.
by Frogbutt1 July 1, 2007
Get the paris hiltonmug. A clear example of all that is wrong with the capitalist world. She is markedly skinny, rather airheaded, an example being her creating a dog clothing line (would someone please inform me what manner of idiot thinks thier dog either wants or needs clothing?). With her great wealth, she has managed to do absolutley nothing of any real merit; she has done some few things in the entirely useless industry of "fashion", which has never and never shall be of any use to anyone, ever. She is also known for being a women of loose morals, and for attempting to get the attention of the entertainment journalists by any means neccesary. She can be perhaps thought of as a media produced celebrity, viz. a person who obtains fame not for having ever actually done anything that is all that interesting in and of itself, but rather, by the design of the media, which continues to report on these petty actions until they seem important by sheer force of repetition.
More disturbing than Mm. Hilton herself, however, are those individuals who actually look up to her. I remain entirley baffled as to how, precisley one can look up to this capitalist swine. What is there to admire; the fact that she lucked into wealth she never remotley earned?; her looks? I remain at an eternal lose to understand these odd persons. Do they simply not know of anyone of real worth that they may look up to? Frequently, the Hiltonists will attempt to defend her with a list of her "accomplishments" and "merits", and will then proceed to state that those who feel revulsion for the emodiment of all that is wrong with the modern world must be jealous of her wealth, or are ugly, or some combination of these concepts. This is usually a source of amusement, bafflement, and sadness over how people can feel so attached to such an utterly worthless individual.
More disturbing than Mm. Hilton herself, however, are those individuals who actually look up to her. I remain entirley baffled as to how, precisley one can look up to this capitalist swine. What is there to admire; the fact that she lucked into wealth she never remotley earned?; her looks? I remain at an eternal lose to understand these odd persons. Do they simply not know of anyone of real worth that they may look up to? Frequently, the Hiltonists will attempt to defend her with a list of her "accomplishments" and "merits", and will then proceed to state that those who feel revulsion for the emodiment of all that is wrong with the modern world must be jealous of her wealth, or are ugly, or some combination of these concepts. This is usually a source of amusement, bafflement, and sadness over how people can feel so attached to such an utterly worthless individual.
1. Entertainment Ecexutive 1: Ok, we found some girl that's incredibly rich, dumber than anyone I have ever met in my life, has been passed down a fortune from her rich father, and hasn't been able to keep her legs shut long enough to bother doing anything that might be remembered beyond 4-5 years.
EE2: Wonderful. So the Paris Hilton cloning program has born fruit. Excellent.
2. Would someone please be so kind as to help the Hiltonists find someone more deserving of thier blind loyalty?
EE2: Wonderful. So the Paris Hilton cloning program has born fruit. Excellent.
2. Would someone please be so kind as to help the Hiltonists find someone more deserving of thier blind loyalty?
by NapoleonIV August 13, 2006
Get the paris hiltonmug.