Gold Panning

Trying to get to know a guy on a deeper level by sifting through his bullshit.

I've been gold panning this whole time, only to find out that this guy is a total dud.

by queenofpixels May 18, 2016

spray painting

wet, nasty shit that comes out with such force that it coats the bowl with a layer of dookie

dude, the mexican food i had for lunch had me spray painting the office toilet all damn day

by sarcasticprick August 28, 2009

crack pairing

Romantic pairings (usually from movies, TV, video games etc.) that are dreamed up by uber-fans who were obviously high on crack.

Yuffie and Rufus from FFVII is defiantly a crack pairing.

by canadamus_prime January 9, 2008

polock face painting

to cum on ones face, the act of cumming on anothers face

In the porn the man gave the girl a polock face painting

by Dawnson April 12, 2008

painting the bus

what people say when they really mean they want to bang a pease (or someone of equal retardation)

Sean: i wanna be on you
Ashley: i wanna be a bus driver
Sean:maybe we can paint busses together or something.
Ashley: okay
Sean: by painting the bus, you mean, have sexual intercourse?
Ashley: mmm yeah take me to wonderland.

by vinessafhottie December 9, 2008

cannon pairings

usually in reference to couples; the typical, or commonly-known pairings. commonly used in fan-fiction summaries to identify the coupling that will be used.

for twilight: the normal coupling of edward & bella, emmett & rosalie, alice & jasper would be idenified as "cannon pairings"

by miss cullen April 27, 2009

painting

"Painting" the new code name for masturbation for both men and women.

Haha, caught you painting last nite.

I've got a feeling your busy painting!!!

"Just gonna have a paint before i go out"

by Bec & Seb October 29, 2006