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Paddy Murphy

Fat Irish guy who supports Liverpool and simps for Astrid Wett on Twitter.
Who is he? It’s Paddy Murphy that fat cunt
by AstridWettIsMid January 28, 2022
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Paddy Wagon Points

A scoring system for how attractive one's physique is.
Damn that paddy wagon is fine as hell, I rate it 8 paddy wagon points
by Paddy Wagon Don't Play December 28, 2021
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Paddy's Shadow

When the Irish pub closes and you're drunk, broke and following an Irish backpacker back to the hostel in the hope of free booze and getting laid with them, or their fellow travellers
They kicked us out of the Irish pub so I thought I'd try my luck and follow in Paddy's shadow
by ^^!$#@ February 19, 2022
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Paddy Martin

Paddy Martin is a man with class

He often gets called sparkles by his significant other as they find it amusing and love to giggle together over the hilarious nickname

Although simpy boy paddy seems like a monster he is Usually tall with a squishy face and very lovable

Paddy is also a fried heure and does not have many friends
Omg what a sparkly lanky simpy bastard paddy Martin
by Sparkle paddy February 28, 2022
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Paddy Cripps

The sexiest man to ever play AFL, he has been robbed multiple times of the Brownlow and I’m pretty sure he’s actually the only player of Carlton
“Paddy Cripps is my daddy, my love, and my life, I want to fuck him so hard”
by Heywattsup April 25, 2022
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Paddy’s Market

Personally I’ve only heard my older family members (all Scouse) say this. Not sure on where this variant of the saying originated from but possibly North West England.

It means an area that’s cluttered, or “looks like a bombshell has hit it”.
My ma ripping the house apart on a Saturday afternoon for no reason: IT’S LIKE FUCKIN PADDY’S MARKET IN THIS ROOM!
The one pair of trakky pants sitting on my chair that she’s flipping over:
by Worn Forrest September 5, 2022
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Paddy’s Motorbike

A big fuck off/great gurt fucking angle grinder used for cutting big bits of metal or a Norfolk lasses pubes

Typically ran on petrol they sound like two stroke motorbikes and are used by gyppos who need to compensate for their lack of testicles (Paddy’s Motorbike because they’re Irish you see)
Shaaaaag get the paddy’s motorbike out to trim that box section will ya?
Alright Johnboi as you say!
by Shaaaaaaag December 3, 2022
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