The Stimulus Package

A sexual act where one partner inserts his/her pointer and middle finger in a women's pussy while also inserting the pinkie in the woman's asshole. While the fingers are in, the partner will then use the thumb to rub the clitoris. This causes the most possible stimulation in a small package.
I'll give her the stimulus package, bitches love stimulus packages
by Thasnaaaaaasty July 01, 2013
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stimulus package

1. red bull, porn, and a line of meth

2. dildo


1. the irs sent me a check, so i went out and bought a stimulus package.

2. the irs sent me a check, so i went out and bought a stimulus package.
by bkdouble July 21, 2008
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packaging sperm

"They're little, white, have tails, and get all over the place, what else are you gonna' call them: packaging sperm."

"After packing the glass for shipping, I had packaging sperm all over the floor."
by eriador April 02, 2007
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secure the package

To get a date in which sex is insured at the end.
Hey bro, I'm about to secure the package with Tiff tonight.
by Memodreads February 21, 2017
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Total Package

One who believes they are the best thing ever put on this planet. Often this creates a psuedo-superior complex within the person. These are the people often hated by "friends," family, and society in general.
I have to go watch the Total Package graduate this weekend. I'm not thrilled.
by LilCunt May 26, 2008
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total package

When a man is having sexual intercourse with a woman and attempts to get his testicles in too. Also known as "steeping the bag". Not recommended for novice romantic's as NO one I know has ever had success!
I heard he managed to get his cock AND balls into Sandra's gigantic hole... Alas! Someone has achieved the total package!
by Randy Young February 26, 2005
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mackage package

a dude with all the right stuff in place, good job, education, good looking, nice car, good build, dancing skills,stylin' clothes,everthing neccesary for makin it with the ladies.
check out that dudes' whip and his clothes, he's got the mackage package.
by j.d. smith July 09, 2003
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