billy puncher

a very stoned dero
look at that billy puncher
by briannabiz December 14, 2023
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Sock Puncher

The descriptive noun for one so narcissistic that their obsessive self-admiration cannot be hidden, even when they are being watched by millions, giving the instant impression that they would rather be masturbating in front of a mirror.
Did you watch the rugby? Did you see Marcus looking up at himself on the pitch big screen at every breakdown, massaging his hair? What a Sock Puncher!
by LastRealist August 04, 2022
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Salad Puncher

Some creep who walks into your table at a restaurant and punches your salad if you have some. He tends to ask you for a lot of money for doing it but if you dont give him the money he calls the cops on you.
Person 1: What is your job?

Person 2: I'm a salad puncher.

Person 1: Oh.
by Aweirdcreep March 26, 2019
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fulking puncher man

captain falcon's evil twin brother
despite beign a "evil twin brotget" he'es nicer
hes hotrer thannt captikain flackeon sohr he makes girpls creams when see
omg!!! is that fulking puncher man!R!!@$!
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aw man my wife died fulking puncher man ahh no this sucks im gonna crackhead
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Dude my dog died he got killed because fulking man broke the speed force tearing his torso apart and making him slowly bleed to death I LOVE LEAN! also im cremaing
by mansocoolamiright August 21, 2022
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Cunt Puncher

The glans of the wang while looking quite turgid resembling a pugilists gloved fist.
Mema: Glenn take your Viagra, I’m in the mood for a whoopie session.
Glenn: No thanks, I fed my cunt puncher to the Dyson just 5 minutes prior to your bizarre request.
by Dildo Baby July 25, 2022
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Muff puncher

A slightly derogatory term for an obstetrician and/or a gynecologist.
by Phallus Festivus December 11, 2014
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tongue puncher

One who kisses ass for their own gain

( for example lower management)

Littoral example : To punch the asshole with the tongue in a persuasive yet aggressive manner.
"Has anyone seen the boss he is off tongue punching the CEO?"

He is such a tongue puncher.
by Maine roots March 17, 2017
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