A gentleman with a cool,even temperament who commonly has traits such as being tall, handsome, good build, broad shoulders, intimidates to wolves, clean-neat appearance and walks with an erect gait. Smaller, petite college women in cities can or will most often enough seek out these traits in a mate for their role as a 'protector' or someone that would ward off would be wolves or opportunistic predatory men. These types of men could have day jobs as Law Enforcement, Fire Department, Military or other roles women typically view as 'hero's or doing service to the community but exceptions always exist. These men might view themselves as modern day 'super hero's' and put an 'S' on their Toyota 4Runner or license plate. The ladies will often enough choose these men of valor to marry as being their perfect knight in shining armor to provide security and stability in an otherwise unpredictable world. Note: uneducated back wood rednecks do not generally serve this type of role to educated, career minded city woman.
An uneducated, shorter redneck guy goes to the city and notices a lot of smaller, cute petite ladies with tall men with them and asks, 'what is up with all these tree's hanging over these women here?' Another guy responds back that those men are their protectors because the city is a dangerous, insecure place without them.
by honestguy87110 August 11, 2009
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Someone suffering from OPD becomes angry when their other half so much as looks at someone of the opposite sex.
Someone suffering from OPD becomes angry when their other half so much as looks at someone of the opposite sex.
A girlfriend suffering from obsessive protective disorder.
=Boyfriend glances at random woman across the room=
Girlfriend: What, am i not good enough for you anymore? You have to go checking out other girls?
Boyfriend: No hun, i was just looking at her bright purple hair..
Girlfriend: So how long has this been going on???
Boyfriend: Calm down babe...
Girlfriend: WE ARE SO OVER! I WILL NOT BE CHEATED ON BY SCUM LIKE YOU
=Boyfriend shrugs=
=Boyfriend glances at random woman across the room=
Girlfriend: What, am i not good enough for you anymore? You have to go checking out other girls?
Boyfriend: No hun, i was just looking at her bright purple hair..
Girlfriend: So how long has this been going on???
Boyfriend: Calm down babe...
Girlfriend: WE ARE SO OVER! I WILL NOT BE CHEATED ON BY SCUM LIKE YOU
=Boyfriend shrugs=
by Bret Holmes August 3, 2007
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Witless Protection Program (wit less pro tek shun pro gram) NOUN. An organization devoted to saving clueless people from the consequences of their stupidity.
Molly- Did you just threaten to kill the president?
Conrad- No, I said he's going to get shot.
Molly- How would you know?
Conrad- He's GOT to, nobody's going to stand for Obama giving a million dollars to every black person in the country!
Molly- What makes you think he's going to do that?
Conrad- Oh it's obvious. You know the way all those blacks work together.
(she scribbles something on a scrap of paper).
Molly- You are going to need this number.
Conrad- Who's this?
Molly- That's the number for the Witless Protection Program.
Conrad- No, I said he's going to get shot.
Molly- How would you know?
Conrad- He's GOT to, nobody's going to stand for Obama giving a million dollars to every black person in the country!
Molly- What makes you think he's going to do that?
Conrad- Oh it's obvious. You know the way all those blacks work together.
(she scribbles something on a scrap of paper).
Molly- You are going to need this number.
Conrad- Who's this?
Molly- That's the number for the Witless Protection Program.
by Maxhole June 25, 2009
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by Zoe February 13, 2004
Get the Pube Protector mug.Something guys often are over their girlfriends. They often lose their girlfriends in 3-7 days because their annoying.
"Hey how's your girlfriend man?"
"YOU'VE BEEN SCREWING HER, HAVEN'T YOU?"
"God, don't be so fucking protective!"
"YOU'VE BEEN SCREWING HER, HAVEN'T YOU?"
"God, don't be so fucking protective!"
by thejamdude January 5, 2006
Get the protective mug.Someone who is against war when a Republican president is in office!
Otherwise they don't make a peep.
Otherwise they don't make a peep.
by A. Former Democrat April 10, 2004
Get the war protester mug.The Protection Rod is a heavenly gift bestowed to mere mortals to save them from their daily fears and nightmares. Most protection is gained from sitting on the Protection Rod. Its said that it gives the person feelings of safety and a deep deep sense of getting loved.
Angel was having a real bad time he couldnt sleep and was scurrred of EVERYTHING!!! but he sat on the Protection rod now he feels safe and loved.
by el Big daddy from cincinatti June 16, 2011
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