by El Nixonito July 4, 2006

Having pulled off one of the most blatant and uninterrupted criminal financial schemes ever, the Ponzi President continues to maneuver to keep his tax returns hidden so he can maintain his increasingly flimsy costume of success.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 7, 2019

The 44th president of the United States
by pshhhhsar January 20, 2009

The Crime President is PreZ Blackass, Barack Jewbama Joebama Obamama.
He is basically a titanic Jew with hair glued all over his face.
He is basically a titanic Jew with hair glued all over his face.
Blackass is the world's first Crime President, elected by honest, law-abiding Murkans, to lie them to sleep every night with colossal lies about Sugarcandy Mountain, the great future paradise behind the clouds.
Blackass grins when he tells this lie.
Blackass grins when he tells this lie.
by Jacques Asse January 19, 2010

"I'm a great presidant, and I think our children is going to learn better now that I've invaded Iraq and plan to ban gay marriage."
by Zeke December 16, 2004


The act of drawing a US president on someones arse, letting them draw one on yours, then rubbing your arses together as if the two were fighting.
Guy 1: So what did you and Susie do last night?
Guy 2: oh we decided to take it slow so we just had a few President Fights, i was Richard Nixon :D
Guy 3: Nice
Guy 2: oh we decided to take it slow so we just had a few President Fights, i was Richard Nixon :D
Guy 3: Nice
by 44th President October 1, 2009
