Coming home from trumpet practice

An event that never takes place because anyone who participates in the practice of playing a trumpet would not ever want to leave due to the high levels of enjoyability.

Friend 1: so I was coming home from trumpet practice...
Friend 2: stop lying man, I know you don’t play trumpet. Anyone who did wouldn’t just “come home from trumpet practice”

by Freggsmash May 21, 2019

practical candy

Candy that lasts too long to have munchies on like hard candy or chewing gum.

"Ah man! You bought practical candy! We can't eat that when we have munchies after smoking this weed!"

"Ah man! We only have practical candy for this 8 hour bus ride! This sucks!"

by Backpackingsmokers February 21, 2014

Practicable

A skill that could be learned and/or improved with practice

Football is a practicable sport,the more you will practice it the better you will get at it

by Ridhiman July 29, 2024

Choir-Practice-Heeley

When you're a ginger douche and flake out on shift end drinks

Where is Ben? He's being a choir-practice-heeley and went home to sleep.

by Dalerino February 25, 2022

Batting Practice

An act in which a man takes out his erect penis and slaps their partner in the face.

Male: "Welcome to Batting Practice."
*slap*

by dxjtg September 19, 2021

batting practice

beer pong

batting practice tonight after work?

dude i'm down

by diddydumdiddydo July 31, 2009

I've had plenty of practice

True, but has said voluminous practice actually done you any good???

The White Knight totally "went Rain Man" on Alice when he huffily told her, "Oh, I've had plenty of practice --- plenty of practice!" after she expressed concern about how he kept repeatedly falling off his horse, so perhaps he (and the Red Knight, as well!) was just super-clumsy, and thus no amount of training could significantly improve his horsemanship.

by QuacksO August 22, 2019