Lent poser

A person who doesn't go to church or is not otherwise religious who gives up something for Lent and then tells everyone they know about their pious self-denial.

Despite having missed the last 2343146 consecutive Sundays in church, David gave up chocolate for Lent. He then proceeded to tell everyone on Twitter about it. He's such a Lent poser.

by Lusid's Ghost February 17, 2010

poser amish

noun; A person who thinks it's cool to dress amish, but still uses electricity.

"Poser amish getting out her minivan again!"

by Shibby September 8, 2005

Run Poser

n: While a person is on a run, they will increase their speed to a, roughly, 95% sprint when in the sight of others. Once out of sight, they will slow down to the jogging or walking state that they were in before being noticed.

Earl - "Look at Jim go! He can really run."
Billy - "Don't be fooled, Earl. I hear Jim is a real run poser."

by TheManOfTheMan January 1, 2010

pause

used to stop the "aye-yo"'ing of a subject after a homosexual comment has been made. also see "no homo"

these are some good nuts, pause.

by white mike November 2, 2003

poser punk

almost every1 who has written a definition on this website for "poser Punk." they are saying that being punk has no fashion code and you arent defined by the music you listin to. yet they call people posers for shopping at hot topic and listining to SP and GC. i personally dont like those bands but that dusnt mean that someone who does is a poser. every1 says that being punk is about being your self and not caring about what others think of them. how do you know that people who like those stores and bands arent being them selves? your creating a stereo type and a fashion code just by posting those definitions. and you are doing EXACTLY what you say punks dont do. stop being so judgemental. music and clothes dont define a person. only their personality does.

poser punks are judgemental on other peoples clothing, music style, and other stupid things like that. honestly, who cares what a person wears or listins to.

by sarahm.p.14 June 20, 2006

myspace pose

The pose someone does when taking a photograph of themselves with their webcam for their myspace page. Religiously overused by emos, goths and the like. Clearly you will not be accepted as normal without performing the pose.
Instructions on how to create the my space pose:
1. Position or hold your webcam above you so that it is pointed down at you from a high angle.
2. Look up at the camera with your eyes without lifting your head, because otherwise you will not be accepted by your peers if you use your neck.
3. Don't smile. This rule MUST be obeyed. Extra points if you look upset or woeful.
4. Take the photo, then make it black and white on your photo editor.
5. Post it and watch your popularity boom.

Myspace poses can also be found on similar networking sites such as bebo and msn.

I've never been popular on myspace. Maybe if I do the myspace pose I will finally be accepted for who I am.

by Jonny #W September 8, 2006

pause that

Used to signify that someone has said something homosexual in nature, usually to make them aware of their sub-conscience gayness. Some people feel the need to pause themselves if no one has paused them after about 5 seconds.

see pause

After watching the movie "Shaft", Lallier says, "Man, I love shaft."

Erickson and Haight reply by saying,

"Pause That."

by Haight April 2, 2003