whore patch

a.k.a. whore's patch. a tattoo on the small of a womans back right above her ass.

krystal's whore patch sure makes a good bullseye when she forgets to take her pill and i have to pull out.

by k slay July 13, 2006

eye patch

An object to cover one's ass to prevent unwanted penetration.

When Kelvin was sentenced to five years in jail, he made sure to bring his eye patch with him

What what in the butt? Eye patch!

by SusieB March 10, 2011

cabbage patch

The part of a hospital or mental institution reserved for patients in a vegetative state. Also called "vegetable garden".

The gunshot victim had irreversible brain damage, so he was taken to the cabbage patch.

by pentozali January 15, 2009

slut patch

Tattoo found on the belt line of female, either in front above the groin or behind above the ass. Usually only partly visible when the mid section is uncovered.

Did you see the slut patch she got?

by SpankyTanky April 29, 2005

Pubic Patch

The most abundant area of pubic hair on a male/female. On dudes, it begins where his happy trail meets his pubes, and ends where his pubes meet the base of his d. On chicks, it begins wherever the pubes start to grow, and ends at the top of the vag. In both cases, the width of the "pubic patch" is however wide the pubes grow.

1. "Shawn is such a fag, he shaved a design in his pubic patch."

2. "Girls dig that I got the smoothest pubic patch. Makes BJ's that much more enjoyable."

3. "I'm not quite sure why female pornstars shave their pubic patch completely off except for a slim line. Hair is still fucking gross."

by jew_jew_for_you January 30, 2009

Apple Patch

Facial hair that grows on the adam's apple.

"I should really shave the ol' apple patch. It looks pretty ridiculous"

by ILookLikeAndreTheGiant April 11, 2009

boobie patch

inbetween area between fat peoples boobs that is a smelly black pimply area that is disgusting

Alyssa has a boobie patch.

by aubrey daniels December 13, 2010